You should meet me because I'm funny. And people who say they are funny usually are, RIGHT? Because,why else would they say that? I'm very easy going, I dont have kids, I'm a college graduate and a homeowner. But don't piss me off, I am a postal worker! I'm a better listener than I am a talker but occassionally you won't be able to get me to shut up. I love t-shirts and hot sauce. When I eat, my nose starts running from the left nostril, whats up with that? Four of my biggest fears in life are riding in an elevator with a stranger, valet parking, tucking in my shirt, and working out without a hat on. Sad I know. I'm also TERRIBLE at trying to wrap christmas presents, even with youtube helping me.
I realize this is the internet, and it is filled with all kinds of wonderful and horrifying people who are on here for different reasons. My reason is not "omg I have such bad luck I just can't find anyone nice," or "bars/clubs are sooo lame." My reason is to talk to people I would have never talked to otherwise. I work at 5am including weekends and I have limited time to go out, so if I can get to know a little bit about someone just by a couple messages, then its certainly worth doing, even if it doesn't lead to anything. You never know! Oh... I am typically attracted to girls who are younger than me, and thin/athletic. Sorry!
Also....beard or no beard??
update: the beard is a no go, ha ha