Cliffnotes: Elaine. Nursing student. Nerdy. Gamer. Sith Lord. Looking for someone to get to know as a friend, then maybe gradually getting into a monogamous relationship with. Or we can just be friends; that's cool too!
INFJ. Ambivert. Demisexual. Virgo. I'm well-mannered, prefer talking on the phone over texting, will show up on time, make promises that I can keep, will commit to you be it as friends or more, may find your jokes hilarious, will go on adventures with you, can pay for myself, drive my own car, live alone, believe in keeping communal areas clean while my bed remains unmade, tip at least 20% almost always, prefer coffee over tea, want to travel, kink positive, and so much more.
I'm looking to take things slow. I don't want us to feel pressured into anything and I could really use more friends in my life. I would love to take the time to honestly get to know someone before committing to something serious, long-term, and monogamous. Let's date and really get to know each other.
Also, I don't chase after people. If I messaged you and don't get a reply, I can take the hint. People make time who they want to make time for and I'm not going to feed your ego. Because, to quote Markiplier: "I may be a potato, but I have standards."
What I'm doing with my life:
Trying to eat a little better and get up and moving more. So far I've cut out tea, soda, sweets, and snacks. I think I may die. (5/31/16) Starting to play DDR on the regular again for exercise! So excited!
Trying to survive Nursing School.
Changing up my wardrobe. I should really get back into wearing ties and things and being the cute, dapper lesbian I've always wanted to be.
I'm really good at:
- Video gaming. Hand-eye coordination on point.
- Singing (in the car.)
- Finding the humor in (almost) everything.
- Representing Ravenclaw.
- Catching the references you make.
- Finding that silver lining in any bad situation.
- Rolling a Critical Miss at the worst possible moment.
- Harry Potter
- Walking Dead comics
(Yeah, I don't read much. Working on this.)
Favorite TV Shows:
- The Walking Dead
- Various anime
- The Golden Girls
- I Love Lucy
- RuPaul's Drag Race
(The list is longer, but we'll be here all day.)
- Chinese and Japanese food are my spirit animals.
- Supreme Pizza is my Patronus.
- Sushi comprises most of my DNA at this point.
- Top 40
- Broadway musical/Disney soundtracks
- Oldies (50’s-80’s)
- 90's (the Golden Age of music)
Favorite Video Games:
- Kingdom Hearts
- Diablo 3
- Legend of Zelda
- Silent Hill
- Fatal Frame
You should message me if:
-You want to nerd out together - watch anime, play video games, go to conventions, stuff like that. (Ask me for my PSN!)
-You want to go on pokemon catching adventures when Go comes out.
-You're going to Anime Weekend Atlanta and want to hang out.
-You think Gomez and Morticia have the ideal relationship.
-You want to be friends. I'm always down for more friends.
-You're Christina Ricci.
Do NOT message me if:
-You're looking for a threesome. I'm not interested in being anyone's third, even though I see nothing wrong with polyamorous relationships - just isn't my bag.
- I repeat: Do not message me if you're looking for a third!!! I'm not going to be with you if you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend.
-You're homophobic, transphobic, fatphobic, sexist, and/or racist. We won't get along.
-You have children and wish to date in the future. Don't get me wrong, I like children, but I'm not about that family life. We can be friends, but understand that it won't go beyond that for me if you do message me anyway.
-Suffer from a physical/mental disability (and anger issues) that you refuse to get help for and/or hinders you from being independent. Past relationships have caused this to be a deal breaker. I should not have to be treated like sh*t because you refuse to help yourself.
-All you're going to say is "Hey, what's up?" or something equally boring because that's just wasting my time. I won't respond.