About Me
Not everyone has my sense of humor, but last I checked, it is mine. Get your own...please...
I am fluent in Sarcasm, am an ex-Army, Desert Storm veteran, and am fiercely loyal to but a few souls who've known me for years. I'm not here to rack up booty-calls...no calls for booty due to a non-pirate clause in my contract...but am allowed to wear the hat, on occasion...
'It's okay to rack your brain when you're frustrated...if you were racking your balls, you'd be playing billiards.'
Writing down just the type of woman who becomes the center of my world always has its plusses and this is in no way exclusive to these parameters...
Usually brunette, 5 foot to 5'6" tall, slender to medium-build, well-read and/or educated, sarcastically emboldened, knows my buttons and isn't afraid to use them. She shouldn't be shy about calling 'bullshit' because believe me, I will if she won't. Please note--excellent chemistry has been known to trump some to all of these items...
Long story short...I was fully vested in a career that cost me my marriage. April makes 2 years I have been divorced. I have made a concerted effort to modify my situation in order to facilitate meeting the lady I would like to have 'my last first date' with. If you ask, I will tell you what that means. I've been known to be direct and passionate. I can't write all of it here, but you get the idea...I actually return mail when a question is asked of me. I can't guarantee you'll love my answers, but they will be the truth...
If you can't handle me at my verse,
then you don't deserve me as I jest.....
'You know, sometimes it isn't called
'giving up'. It's called a vacation...a sabbatical.'
'Yeah, I hear ya, but for three years?'
'I was pacing myself.'
'More like spacing to me--and it was all between your ears.'
'A Smith & Wesson has done more to empower women than feminism ever could'--Greg Gutfeld, Fox News
If you somehow have the idea that our President is a good man, we definitely will have very little in common. Don't bother. You would not be intellectually sufficient for me. Interpret that however you wish...
Disclaimer--in the above featured profile, no animals, insects, small children, or Liberals were harmed...If the political nature of this profile causes you to turn away, then you really aren't the quality person I came to this site to find...thank you, drive through...