I have two daughters that I've been chasing around for several years as a single Dad. I work a lot and get to the gym four or five times a week, but every once and awhile, I get the urge to see pretty girls with very little clothes. Go figure.
Sometimes I can make people laugh. Sometimes I can make people pissed off. That depends solely on you.
If you're "confidence" causes you to tell everyone how wonderful you are, then you're probably too wonderful for me. Humility seems sexier to me than bombastic braggadocious ness. Yes, it's very possible I made that word up. That's the way I roll. Living on the edge, making up words.
If your profile tells me how I should act or not act to "get to know you", then you're too pretentious. End of story. I'm almost 49, I sure ain't going to change or start pretending now.
I don't take myself all that seriously. I like to have fun and make jokes. I like to make people smile. So maybe I can make you smile, or... make your eyes roll back into your head and utter expletives. I guess they call that multi-faceted?
We start with you showing up in Dolphin shorts and a tube top, and 4" stiletto heels, doing my dishes and scrubbing the toilets. Then, off to subway for some five dollar foot longs! After dinner, it's back to the mobile home to roast marshmallows over the fire in the old washing machine barrel, while I unscrew the top of a bottle of Ripple. Calm down Susan B Anthony, I'm just making a little jokey joke........