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For Sale: Original body, low mileage, with high performance engine. Been bumped a few times thanks to a couple of careless leasers, but never wrecked. Proven ability to hug the road and not wander off course. Handles curves delicately with precision. This model oozes with charm and is a family oriented sports model. Take him home - you'll be proud to show your family, friends and neighbors! Exterior in great condition, nice grill, plush interior, tight suspension, . This one-of-a-kind guy is perfect for someone looking to buy! Runs on communication, honesty, and regular unleaded love; Great for road trips or parked at home giving/receiving TLC. Factory equipped package includes, humor, adventure, loyalty and love. Stereo enjoys playing a wide variety of music. Spacious seats with plenty of room for passenger and growing family.. Also runs on high-octane fun, never ending romance, passion and sensuality. Added features smoke free; Comes with "Reserved Parking Only" sign.
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Failure to comply with limited warranty makes any ownership instantly null and void. (Must return promptly less the wear and tear on the engine.) To keep the body in mint condition, change the oil and filters regularly, rev the engine to the max and make my tires smoke. Looking for one careful owner to bring out a perfect shine, polishes up very well. Must act fast, as there is only one left in the market. To arrange to see vehicle in person, please contact me.
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