About Me
I am pure awesomeness. Not your typical boring chick with a bunch of pics at tahoe and with her dog. I'm a ninja.
hmmm here are a few of my favorite things:
I love to dance to mimosa in my kitchen
I laugh loud
I really don't really get angry- ever
I don't believe in love- but i believe in happiness.
I love kids- I work with them and they keep me young
I love dancing and singing- i am terrible at both
I don't chase
I love red heels and mascara
I am happy 99 percent of the time
I love octopus spooning
I love huge sunglasses
I love sunshine
I'm certian there is no argument a Marvin Gay song can't settle.
I am a full figured goddess so don't contact me if you are a bone fetcher!
I will not respond to you if you:
1. Act like an emotional infant and send me cardiac text messages.
2. You are a starving artist who lacks manners and good judgment.
3. If I have already rejected you like 2 times.