Alright, so I've recently discovered that while I'm sexually attracted to men (and women obvs), I'm definitely not romantically attracted to men, which may be the reason why none of my relationships have ever worked. Anyway, being that I've definitely had girlfriends and I've always romanticised my relationships with women far more than I ever did with men, I thought I'd try seeking women.
H'okee dokee. So I'm a makeup artist by trade, but I dabble in hair and wardrobe as well. I'm covered in about a bazillion tattoos and just under a bazillion scars. Currently I have super curly brown hair. But that could change any minute. I love movies (good ones, not the sh*t that comes out these days), music, and hanging out with my friends. I am not a fan of consciousness (that means I like to take naps). Oh, and I have perfected the art of vegan baking, despite my inherent love of meat. I. Love. Reggae. Bob Marley and Matisyahu are pretty much my favorite. I'm obsessed with drag queens. They make life worth living.
I'm slightly odd, I love animals and babies, I love to read, I adore art, I'm almost always tired, I do research and write essays for fun, I'm often very bored with my appearance and change it by shoving needles through my body, having ink implanted under my skin, or doing crazy things to my hair. I always wear socks, but they never match. I'm loud. It is my ambition in life to be someones shoulder devil.
I enjoy ranting far too much. I ramble and I am nervous all the time. I'm obsessive about physical hygiene and I have an intense phobia of body hair. I am in a perpetual state of confusion, I am constantly searching for myself, I love affection and seek it frequently. I am a dreamer, often I portray myself as something other than what I am out of sheer nervousness. People need to get to know me individually. Talk to me and find out who I really am, I bet you'll be surprised. I love to twirl in circles, dance in the rain, and generally tromp around like some sort of clunky girl-thing. I wear tutus. A lot.
FUN FACT: the best part of my day is when I take my bra off right before bed. Nothing will ever top that feeling.
Hrmmm, what else...Oh! I like pretty ladies and men with nice butts. I wish I could collect them like dolls and keep them in my closet.
That, and I'm ****ing awesome.
Oh, and I like your face
I am a medicinal marijuana user. I have a card, it is my medicine. So don't expect me not to toke around you. If you don't like it, I will never offer it or attempt to force it upon you. If you have children I will out of respect not do it around them. I don't consider it a "drug", it is a medicinal herb. I am an activist for legalization.
That's about it.
AND ANOTHER! (This one is actually the most depressing, for me...)
If you don't understand my headline, don't message me with some cheesy line about how you'll always have hope. You're only going to make yourself look unintelligent, as it's a supremely well-known saying from an incredibly famous piece of literature. If you don't understand it, look it up. Educate yourself.
There's lots of things I would do for a first date...If you drive, going on a car ride with music is always fun. I love to go to the beach and explore tide pools, I love movies, whether or not they're in theatres. Movie Marathons are great, Star Trek marathons are even better. Just hanging out and talking is cool. Coffee dates are fine, but I will insist on paying for myself if I can. Dates involving food are a major no-no. Hell, going to the bar is even suitable. Going to a concert or show (as long as it's good) is also awesome. But to be perfectly honest, I'm cool to just sit somewhere and smoke a joint or relax in the sun.