ATTENTION: ILLITERATE "POTENTIAL MATCHES" (about 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of men on POF); if you cannot be bothered to spell out "you" or "what", if you are overtly fluent in text acronyms, and if your message looks like it was typed by you slamming your skull repeatedly off of the keyboard and hitting send, I am first impressed that you are able to operate a computer or cellphone, but also extremely uninterested and cannot be bothered to reply.
Anyways, if you can understand that, I guess I don't necessarily have much in the way of standards (outside of an IQ over 70 and interests besides p***y, money, weed). I would ultimately like something long-term with someone who enjoys acting/being just as silly as I do, but I'm not expecting anything to happen right away (and meeting people on POF has been pretty...interesting...in itself to make me want to keep doing it a little more anyways). I'm also very rarely serious, procrastinate too often, and have a fairly short attention span, so I'll probably finish this later. Feel free to message me though!
P.S. If I don't respond right away, it doesn't necessarily mean I'm not interested. I'm reworking this profile and painstakingly clearing out the 500 messages I have in my inbox, so it's definitely gonna take some time.
edit: I've mostly cleared out my inbox now. My new, honest excuses for procrastinating answering messages are usually:
1.) your message was a similarly poorly worded "wat up babby. how u doin. i was wonderin if i could get 2 no u" or flat out "wat up"
2.) I looked at your message on my phone right before bed and was therefore only semi-conscious and probably drooling and made a mental note to respond to your message later, then subsequently forgot anyways
3.) I looked at your message on my phone at work and subsequently got distracted or consequently got reprimanded and couldn't respond until later and probably forgot anyways
either way, don't be offended, I will probably answer eventually (days, weeks, months later)!!!!!!!!!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Bowling (I'm terrible), drinking (why not?), racquetball (I've never played). Something where we're both doing something, preferably something we've both never done before. The bigger the potential to make total asses of ourselves, the better!!!