Hyenas laugh at their own jokes. They also laugh when they think of something funny but they rarely share that thought with anyone because they assume that nobody else would get it.
Mice only squeak when they need to be oiled.
While tornadoes and freight trains are often confused with each other because they sound similar a main difference is that tornadoes are not required to sound their air horns when approaching roads or rights of way.
Possums are the North American descendents of their old world counterparts, which hail from Ireland, Opossums.
Poltergeists rarely wear underwear but when they do it is usually boxers.
If there is only one is it still called a paramecium?
A lunatic is a tick that lives on the moon. When the Apollo 11 astronauts walked on the moon they ventured into some tall grass and had to actually pull ticks off each other upon their return to the LEM.
One of my favorite things to do is grab my cameras and get in the car or take the bike out and find beautiful things to photograph. Not necessarily a first date activity but I am looking for a partner in crime with whom to share this pastime.
A good first date is any setting that lets us talk and get to know each other. I am not opposed to dinner and a movie though.
All bullsh*t aside what it comes down to is this; I want to love again and to be loved again. I just want to find that one and we both take care of each other and live happily ever after. Unattainable aspiration? Maybe but I haven't given up yet.