So here is where I am supposed to sell you on me. Ok, here goes. I was born in a very small town in Montana called Hannah. The only son out of five kids I was always my parents favorite, so much so that all four of my sisters lived in cages in the basement. For this I am eternally grateful to my parents. My childhood consisted mostly of feeding them and taunting them mercilessly but despite this I still ended up well rounded and down to earth. Now in my adult years, while my sisters have since evolved into subterranean earthworm type mutants, I enjoy many hobbies that surface dwelling people might find interesting. One of these includes catching and collecting poltergeists with a butterfly net. This can be a challenge as they tend to spray when frightened. It is not as easy as it sounds but is tons of fun! Another hobby of mine is to hunt down and bludgeon mimes but only the ones that play the accordion. I participate in the local Accordian Playing Mime Bludgeoning League. For this I use a whiffle ball bat. I own my own and keep it on a velvet case. Another interest of mine is farming horseflies. I don't make any money at this though as it is just a hobby farm. They can definitely be ornery though!! Well there you have a few facts about me. I am looking forward to learning about you!
Well I think a proper first date should involve chloroform, a scalpel, and black market organ sales.