vonreich: Welcome to Imagination Land!
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Chancellor, South Dakota
Details
47 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Virgo with Brown
Intent
vonreich is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some college
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
Logistics


dating
Very recent.






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 9 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious



About Me
So here is where I am supposed to sell you on me. Ok, here goes. I was born in a very small town in Montana called Hannah. The only son out of five kids I was always my parents favorite, so much so that all four of my sisters lived in cages in the basement. For this I am eternally grateful to my parents. My childhood consisted mostly of feeding them and taunting them mercilessly but despite this I still ended up well rounded and down to earth. Now in my adult years, while my sisters have since evolved into subterranean earthworm type mutants, I enjoy many hobbies that surface dwelling people might find interesting. One of these includes catching and collecting poltergeists with a butterfly net. This can be a challenge as they tend to spray when frightened. It is not as easy as it sounds but is tons of fun! Another hobby of mine is to hunt down and bludgeon mimes but only the ones that play the accordion. I participate in the local Accordian Playing Mime Bludgeoning League. For this I use a whiffle ball bat. I own my own and keep it on a velvet case. Another interest of mine is farming horseflies. I don't make any money at this though as it is just a hobby farm. They can definitely be ornery though!! I also torture voodoo dolls for fun. Well there you have a few facts about me. I am looking forward to learning about you!

Ok, I have a sense of humor. Anything you want to know, just ask.

First Date
One of my favorite things to do is grab my cameras and get in the car or take the bike out and find beautiful things to photograph. Not necessarily a first date activity but I am looking for a partner in crime with whom to share this pastime.