-No longer "new to Baltimore" or the ways of the Raven Nation, lol...
- I can talk about near any subject from politics to anime (if you don't know what that is, google.) But reality tv, I can't do it. If that's your thing. I guess you should continue to watch your show. (But you should also stop reading here...).
-Say what you mean, mean what you say.
-Only true friends, well get the best of me. And sometimes family, we don't get to choose our kin.
-if I can't learn anything from you. Then your just a1 demonstional associate.
-If you can get passed how many foul words I use even though I know better, congrats.
-If we hold a conversation, where I don't get you to lol or gain some insight into something. I'll apologize and make sure to do better next time.
-People are walking contradictions, but for some reason I'm still amazed by them.
-So you read this far and think this guy is an @$$hole. I conquer... I tell people you can call me MrJerkass. They may hate me in the beginning. But always love me in the end, true story...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
If I said it involes a bowling, a kosher pickle, and singer who only knows spanish songs. Could you figure it out in 3 guesses... If not don't worry. I'm not judging, lol...
If you don't get it, don't worry. Me either... In life sometimes you gotta lol, even at the dumb s#!t...