This area used to say A LOT of things, things that made me seem like an a55hole so I deleted it. I'm not an a55hole and I will eventually rewrite it but I need to really think whats going to make me seem interesting to a complete stranger. I'll give POF'S tips a shot for now. They claim I'll be with a lady friend in no time, and the internet has never let me down before.
If you want to be successful on POF, try this:
1. Talk about your hobbies. --crochet, scrapbooking, gardening, typical man stuff
2. Talk about your goals and aspirations. --lottery
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique. --I'm not unique at all :/
4. Describe your taste in music. --I would describe my musical taste as pretty neat. I've heard of stuff way before you did and by the time you've heard of them, I'm saying they're shitty. And if I do still like them, it's completely based on irony. And Bieber.
For every message I get, I will donate $10 to the charity of your choice. This shows my generous side. I'd also like to mention that I wrote this entire thing blindfolded. This shows my not being able to see skills. And lastly, my spells and grammars are the good, which shows my superior brain power. I will be part of the conception to the greatest person ever made one day. Also, I drive a shitty truck. Thank you for visiting this catastrophe.
Meet at a bar or coffee joint for a couple drinks to talk. If it sucks we can always bail from there. Movies are a dumb idea, stuck for hours and you can't even talk. If I like you and you like me, we take it from there. No need to commit to something for more than a half hour or so, you may not even like me, nor me you, but whatever. Dating is dumb and I hate it. Wu-Tang is for the children.