Missingout201
Age: 36
Friends
senor_hombre: because dudes make shitty sandwiches..
About
Smokes often with Average body type
City
Chandler, Arizona
Details
38 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Sagittarius with No hair
Intent
senor_hombre Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
High School
Personality
Sapiophile
Profession
Your Mom







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 9 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Urdu  


Interests
MusicDirtStreet art
TeethNarwhalsBacon
SmartsYour obsession with zombiesSand
Working outMy friendsCursing
DucklipsDunesMy dog
CookingWordsFunny pictures of cats on the internets
ArchitectureBob rossBug zappers
ComedyPegasiPerusing stupid online dating sites
Food networkMatt damon moviesHorrible advice
Being offendedFinding moneyReddit
Lovely assortments of fruitLampBieber

About Me
This area used to say A LOT of things, things that made me seem like an a55hole so I deleted it. I'm not an a55hole and I will eventually rewrite it but I need to really think whats going to make me seem interesting to a complete stranger. I'll give POF'S tips a shot for now. They claim I'll be with a lady friend in no time, and the internet has never let me down before.

If you want to be successful on POF, try this:

1. Talk about your hobbies. --crochet, scrapbooking, gardening, typical man stuff
2. Talk about your goals and aspirations. --lottery
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique. --I'm not unique at all :/
4. Describe your taste in music. --I would describe my musical taste as rad. I've heard of stuff way before you did and by the time you've heard of them, I'm saying they're shitty. And if I do still like them, it's completely based on irony. And Bieber.

For every message I get, I will donate $10 to the charity of your choice. This shows my generous side. I'd also like to mention that I wrote this entire thing blindfolded. This shows my not being able to see skills. And lastly, my spells and grammars are the good, which shows my superior brain power. I will be part of the conception to the greatest person ever made one day. Also, I drive a shitty truck. Thank you for visiting this catastrophe.



First Date
Meet at a bar or coffee joint for a couple drinks to talk. If it sucks we can always bail from there. Movies are a dumb idea, stuck for hours and you can't even talk. If I like you and you like me, we take it from there. No need to commit to something for more than a half hour or so, you may not even like me, nor me you, but whatever. Dating is dumb and I hate it. Wu-Tang is for the children.