I've always been described as "cute" (curse of being short with freckles I suppose) and "curvy" (if you're looking for an anorexic 12-teen-type body...check the junior high schools you sick pedo!). Definitely have the hopes of one day getting married and having a couple kids, but still looking for the RIGHT one...not just ANYONE. I'd rather die alone than settle! Have big plans to get 17 cats in that case...I'll dress them up...give them middle names....it's good to have a solid back-up plan, right? I'm opinionated, aggressive and self-sufficient. DEFINITELY not a girlie girl...I work in a man's industry, don't have nails, drink BEER, and have a potty mouth. That being said, I can be very sweet and sensitive and even emotional at times (I'm still a GIRL afterall!) and I still expect to be treated a certain way.
Honesty and humour are probably the two things I look for most in a man....nice teeth & a full head of hair doesn't hurt ;)
If you wear excessive man jewellery, fake n' bake, get weekly mani/pedis, take longer then 2 mins to do your hair, or LIVE at the gym...move along. I prefer when guys want to look at ME over staring at themselves in the mirror, thanks!
You must have access to a vehicle...doesn't have to be nice...but your BUS PASS won't get your butt out here to see me (I live just outside of Calgary), and I have no plans to chauffer you around constantly!
You must not live with your mommy n' daddy...yessss...in the basement counts! I don't care HOW late your curfew is...
If you're closer to my parents' age then mine...EEEWWWW...don't have THAT big of daddy issues that I need to work them out with YOU, thanks!
And for my latest rant...if you're ACTUALLY trying to meet people...be HONEST! What is an "occasional smoker" exactly??? Unless you only have A cigarette once a month at the bar...you're a smoker! If you BUY smokes...smoke everyday...you're a SMOKER..get over it lol! Same as drinking. I don't go to the bar & get hammered every night...I come home n have A beer or 2 most nights. That means I drink OFTEN. Rarely get drunk. Rarely go out n "party"...but I'm being HONEST. If you smoke weed...you do drugs! I'm over-weight. Not in a "look at that obese cow" sorta way lol, in the I have CURVES, not a size 2, I'm a WOMAN sorta way. OWN who you are people...& don't apologize for it!!!
New NEW rant lol….Tired of the one-line profiles guys…including some version of “If you wanna know more, ask”! Maybe some chicks want to spend weeks chatting online for FUN, or go on countless, pointless dates, but not me. The whole point of a profile is to get an idea of who someone is, so you’re not wasting more time than you have to. I have a JOB, I have sh*t to do….if I’m on here, I’m genuinely hunting for the right person.
April 2014...YES I realize my pics are old....and NO I'm not hiding something lol. Take MONTHS off at a time from pof outta frustration, don't get out much for pic-worthy events, and I'm not shallow so don't obsessively take selfies. I will try to update soon....but I pretty much look exactly the same :)
Please don't message me if...
you have shirtless mirror pics...yes we're all very impressed
you're half my age and think you can rock my world with your mad mad skills
you barely speak English ("sexy foreigner" doesn't do it for me)
you're looking for random vag