Hi, I'm Maria. I have casual dating on my profile because I have a critically ill child and frankly, I don't really have time to put into a relationship. If I met someone that I clicked with I'm not sure I'd be opposed to giving it a shot but right now, I'm good with just hanging out and maybe having a friend with benies.
I know my profile probably sounds a bit harsh but it's actually the God's honest truth.(LOL) I just know what I want, what I'm looking for and what you should be looking out for when it comes to me. So if you think you're up for it...keep reading. :)
THE FINER POINTS(LOL):
Not to be a narcissist, I know I'm pretty (not Ms. America..but pretty); if you have to think about whether or not you have a shot with me...you probably don't. You should just slide it on back..Fat Jesus. LOL
I love the "F-bomb" and when I'm pissed off, I'm prone to use it (repeatedly). I think it's the truck-driving Marine in me (you laugh...I'm completely serious LOL). I admit that I still have some rough edges that until recently I had no desire to change.
I have a very clear sense of right and wrong..surprisingly, it tends to vary from the societal norm.
I am half Irish/half Puerto Rican. I know..I know..what a mix! All I can say is--INDEED!
I like to laugh and I have a twisted sense of humor. Leave yourself open for a zinger, fully expect to get one. Don't be sensitive..laugh! It's good for you.
I am just as comfortable in an evening gown and heels as I am in jeans, a t-shirt and ponytail. (Although, I never can quite remember which fork I'm supposed to use LOL)
You should still ask me where I'd like to go to dinner, if I don't know, pick somewhere.(LOL)
**Disclaimer #1: I'm sure I'll get hate mail for it but no Spanish men, please. I'm not the submissive type, you're not as good at lying as you think you are and I'm unwilling to tolerate being one among many in a harem. I know not all are like that but since majority rules, I've ruled you out.
**Disclaimer #2: If your profile picture is of you posing to show your chest and six-pack abs..slide it on back. Yea, it's nice to look at but in the end, the only six-pack I'm actually interested in is the Heineken in my fridge.(LOL) Now that doesn't mean that you shouldn't take pride in your appearance but let's be real. If I fit the gym in there somewhere, cool..if not, oh well. I'm not interested in a man that lives to go to the gym..I'm interested in a man that lives. I did my time of waking up at 0-dark-thirty to PT and now,