I can snowboard faster than you.
My idea of relaxing is pounding a Steel Reserve for lunch.
I order the hottest chicken wings off the menu every time.
I once drove a car I bought for $75 to the middle of a frozen lake and set it on fire. You tell me?
A brief interview:
I don't like art.
Two things I can't live without?
BBQ sauce and Father of the Bride 2.
So you're a snowboarder?
Yes, it's true. Unfortunately, Grizzly Man is no longer sponsoring riders - his wife said he departed but didn't say where.
Who would win in a fight between fully padded football players and baseball players with wooden bats?
I don't understand the question.
Describe your ideal match:
I'm looking for a girl who can bowl AT LEAST a 150 (seriously) and can hold her own on my weekly trivia team (also serious). The only reason I mention these things is because I'm completely inadequate in both arenas. Please laugh at others and even harder at yourself. I also like a girl to one-up me. It's cute when you try.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something quiet... so that it's conducive to conversation.