WARNING! I am not your average girl. And the only way to find out is to get to know me well. I’m an acquired taste.
WARNING II - If I am not able to meet you in more than 2 to 3 days.....YOU MUST HAVE PATIENCE. I work full time and have children to care for for. I am only available a few times a week and you must WAIT. I apologize in advance.
I am very laid back, fun, and armed with a very off-beat sense of humor. I giggle at the most inappropriate times and I love making funny faces at people. I am a total Brat. (fetish) And I love to wrestle and play rough. When I’m relaxing, I have a vivid mind that doesn’t turn off.
In real life, I’m a divorced mother of 2 young boys. They are just as wild as I am. (Sorry world!!) I work full time, I own my home, I have roommates and animals and I have my boys most nights so free time for me is a narrow gap. I have always been responsible, kind, caring, friendly and always smiling. I am rarely in a less than happy mood….and if I am it’s usually someone else’s fault.
Disclaimer: I am a plus size girl. That doesn’t stop me from anything, though. Just sayin’….
I like men who have similar interests as me. Makes sense, right? I like men who care for their appearance. I like tattoos, nice hair (yes, I like men with hair.) stylish as in quirky or rockabilly. As far as entertainment, I do enjoy comedies and horror movies. Bridesmaids, Jim Carey movies, anything with Will Ferrell, 40 Year Old Virgin, Let the Right One In, Exorcist, The Others, The Thing, War of the Worlds, etc. slim list really. And then there are HBO series like Six Feet Under, True Blood, Game of Thrones, Girls, and their comedy specials. Music......I still like old 80's new wave, but as far as recent stuff, I like bands such as No Doubt, Muse, Incubus, the Bravery, Foo Fighters, Florence and the Machine, Two Door Cinema Club, Goldfrapp, Paramore, Depeche Mode, Garbage, Radiohead, La Roux, Lady Gaga, The White Stripes, etc.