Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance when there is someone better out there waiting for their first
Right, where to start......errrmmmm.......well, i'm half Maltese which, as i'm sure you know, automatically makes me tall, dark, and handsome.......well, ok.........2 out of 3 ain't bad!! (I'm not THAT dark!!)
I left the Royal Air Force in Feb 2011 after 12 great years (yes, I do still have the uniforms), and became a trainee chef. Managed to get myself promoted to kitchen manager within a year which I am really proud of, but quit due to the hours. Working 70-80 hours a week leaves very little time for a social life!!
I'm now an extreme caterer. I travel the country and some parts of Europe catering for charity events such as 24 hour walks/treks and London to Paris cycle rides. It can be really, really hard work......you have to work over 48 hours straight sometimes on the 24 hour events....driving there, building marquee's, setting up mobile kitchens, cooking and serving food, then putting it all away and driving home.......all with no sleep!!
Would like to be a rally driver, or maybe an astronaut when I grow up.
Seriously though, would LOVE to be a comedy actor.....so anyone out there have any contacts feel free to let me know!! :)
Hoping one day to own my own photography buisness. Actually trying to build a portfolio so if anyone out there wants their pics taken for FREE, let me know!!
You can see some of my work here: www.facebook.com/J.BentonPhotography
Walked accross the Sahara desert end of 2009 for charity....most amazing thing I have ever done.....we raised over £50k for disadvantaged kids. Hoping to climb to Everest Base Camp next year for Help For Hero's.....anyone fancy coming??
Have also had a full body wax (well, almost full) for charity, and been out and about a few times tin shaking!!
Just bought my first road bike (bicycle) with the aim of doing a London to Paris cycle ride next year for charity....may do a few 100 milers to warm up first!! :)
Have travelled the world, both in the RAF and in my own time. Have been to France, Holland, Canada, Florida, Norway, Gambia, Cyprus, St. Helena, Malta, Italy, Scicily, Spain, Morroco, Senegal, and the Falklands......there are sooooo many more places I want to visit yet though. Just need a travel buddy....feel free to apply!!!
Love animals. Currently I have a Bearded Dragon, a little Corn Snake, 3 Mices', and a 5ft tank full of Tropical Fish. Look forward to getting a little kitty and puppy when I get my own place.
Currently trying to quite smoking....so much harder then walking accross the Sahara!!
Hmmmmm, Ok, so how on earth is Earl from the WONGA adverts getting 100's of matches whilst I'm getting one a month (if I'm lucky)....seriously, whats all that about??
Oh, and unless you're a midget, if we ever meet, you're probably going to notice that I am thinning on top. If that bothers you then......tuff......nothing I can do about it, and hey.......it doesn't bother me!!! Hell, Bruce Willis and Jason Statham are still sexy aren't they??? Well....I think they are!! (I mean....errrrmm......shhhhhh)
Stole this list of someone elses profile:
Name : Jonathan
Nick Name : Jay
Msn: No....I have Kik, WhatsApp, and Facebook
Birthday : 03 Oct 79
Birthplace: Nocton, Lincolnshire
Current Location: Between Newark and Mansfield
Eye Color: Dark brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Tatoos: A cross on upper left arm
Vehicle: Toyota Celica
Overused Phrase: Cool Beans
Food: All food, apart from fish!!
Pub/Disco/Restaurant: A quiet English pub
Candy: Curly Wurly
Number: 69 (couldn't resist)
Animal: Love all animals
Drink: Kinnie (A Maltese soft drink.......it's amazing)
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes
Perfume: Don't wear perfume, but Boss by Hugo Boss aftershave
TV Show: Red Dwarf
Movie: Down Periscope
Actor/Actress: Heath Ledger/Liam Neeson and Cameron Diaz
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi Or Coke: Either as long as its diet
McDonalds Or Burgerking: Burgerking
Chocolate Or Vanilla: Chocolate
Hot Chocolate Or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Beer Or Wine: Beer
Kiss Or Hug: Both
Rap Or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Either
Love Or Money: Love
Bedtime: Whenever i'm tired
Best Phyiscal Feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: I need a wee
Ambition: To find love (Awwwwwww)
Best Friend: Frazer
Weakness: Can I say a nice bum without being labelled a perv??
Fears: Deep water
Longest Relationship: About 2 years
Ever Cheated On A Partner: Never have, never will
Ever Been Beaten Up: Yes
Ever Beaten Someone Up: Yes....I used to be a kickboxer
Ever Shoplifted: Errrmmmm...do the little pens from Argos count??
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite Sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GAL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Don't mind.......but there is something about red heads
Short or Long Hair: Don't mind........as long as it's not completely shaved of course
Height: Shorter than me
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute: Cute
Operations: Had my apendix out
Broken Any Bones: No
What Country Do You Want To Visit: Lots and lots
How Do You Want To Die: Happy
Been To The Mall Lately: Yes
Get Along With Your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: No, but try to be healthy
Do You Think Your Attractive: Above average
Want To Go To College: Thinking about it
Do You Smoke: Yes, but trying to quit
Do You Drink: Very little
Shower Daily: Yes
Been In Love: Yes
Do You Sing: In the shower, and in the car.........and sometimes randomly in my mates flat while he's trying to watch crap TV
Want To Get Married: Yes
Do You Want Children: Yes
Phew, that took bloody ages..........Gold Star (yay) to anyone still reading............even I didn't make it this far!!
Think I have coverered most of the essentials, but if th