I'll add this at the top as it's likely the only bit you'll read!:
I guess it's not just the female of the species who attract the bad people. Need someone to change my luck. Want to try?
If i've added you as a favourite or want to meet you then it's because i like you but unfortunately i can also be a bit shy (but not once you know me) send me a message, say hi, i'll always reply! :)
DISCLAIMER: I come with a money back guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied within 30 days you can return yourself back to mediocre guys and boring times free of charge. ;)
(before you read this, imagine your saying it like "Barry" from the Cillit Bang advert does. It adds to the effect - plus it humours me! - ha!)
Are you finding your tired of the same "meals for one" maybe your Saturday nights just dont rock anymore when your sat at home on your lone-some, if you answered "yes" to any of the above then maybe you need to invest in a "Fuertey"
As mentioned, recruitment is currently in place to give one lucky lady an opportunity to become one half of a dynamic duo that is guaranteed an exceptional ammount of laughter and fun! - I sh*t you not -haha- "you" being a potential candidate must first decide if your up for the job in hand and indeed be the right "Lady" to take me off this god damn fishing shelf! Go on you know you want to!!!!
I'm a sensitive, caring & affectionate person, I always wear my heart on my sleeve and i'm very open about my feelings, but that's me, whether it's a good or bad thing i wont change. It's who i am! :)
I'm always up for a laugh and love seeing other people laugh & smile, people tell me i'm a very funny & witty guy but why don't you message or contact me and make your own mind up?
I'd like to think i'm a considerate, genuine, un-selfish person and that i'm honest and loyal, infact i'm probably the most loyal person you'll find and of course, i look for the same things in other people.
So i'm on here looking for someone who is the same or similar. I'm looking to meet a girl with a great personality, someone who's not uptight, and knows how to have a laugh, somebody that I just click with, who I could so easily sit with having a few drinks or just cuddled up on a sofa watching tv or a film.
So surely there is still some decent ladies out there who can restore my faith? i'm just looking for an average girl, Not really feeling the love for women who are up themselves (seriously not attractive one bit) and I can't tolerate people who play mind games or lie, if your one of them then it's pointless contacting me as it'd just be wasting each others time!
So anyways, if you fancy a chat then drop me a message or contact me, and we can take it from there, in the words of Dr Pepper........what's the worst that could happen???
If you choose to accept this mission then ask me where i got the name "Fuertey" from! it's nothing special but it just shows you've read all of this! :)
Take a plane up to 4,000 feet and skydive all the way down?
Visit a farm somewhere and shear some sheep?
Go snowboarding or skiing in the alps?
Take a paddle boat across the atlantic and see new york?
Seriously? Meet somewhere quiet, somewhere we can relax, talk & get to know each other better. Maybe a nice pub somewhere for a few drinks, maybe something to eat, Pool & Bowling maybe? that's always fun! But i don't mind too much as long as it's something we both enjoy and we get the chance to get to know each other better and if we "click" see where it goes from there?
Leave the sheep shearing for a second or third date maybe???