"RANDOM THOUGHT": You know those "questions" on the Profile--"Do You Smoke", "Do You Drink"? I'm wondering if ANYONE has seen the question "Do You Do Drugs" answered with a "YES:"? WHY is that question even ON the Profile? WHO in their right (or even in their Drug-Deluded) mind would answer "YES" to that question..:)?
FIRST & FOREMOST--You need a photo--No Photo, No Response!! Now onto me--I'm lQQking for "available"/interested females who RESIDE in the WEST PALM BEACH area (North Palm Beach, Juno Beach, Palm Beach Gardens, West Palm, Lake Worth, Boynton Beach)-- CERTAINLY NOT out of state as I don't "do" LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS! Now that the "Disclaimer" is out of the way--we return you to our regularly scheduled profile:)
Former New Yorker (but STILL a Yankee Fan)--who came to South Florida for the climate & hasn't looked back since! Love the climate, the beaches (or the pool) in December--can't BEAT that!! My goals are simple, yet somewhat complex because another person is part of the equation--that COULD be YOU (I sure hope you're not a guy reading this )!
To answer a question you probably would like to ask: I've always been a "Relationship" guy--perhaps that's my destiny--it's what I know--so I guess I'll "go with what I know".
I Love to Laugh & to LOVE--I'm endearing, affectionate, passionate, considerate of others and would like to find a female possessing THOSE QUALITIES, as well! I have a healthy sexual "appetite" (No "Blue Pill", here)--and if I'm to believe what I've been told (No, not THAT )--I look younger than my age (it's in the profile--c'mon do the math)--and I'm somewhat attractive. I guess you could say "handsome" to some, attractive to others--& geeky to those with NO "taste" ! I "lean" towards VOLUPTUOUS ("ZAFTIG") ladies/women/females (choose your favorite synonym). If any of this is of interest, I hope to hear from you! But make CERTAIN you LIVE in the "local" (WEST PALM BEACH) area!
And a NOTE to you "aspiring" SPAMMERS/SCAMMERS: If you contact me, I WILL report you spamming/scamming****oaches--so don't waste my time (or yours)! If, after reading this you feel "intimidated", feel free to "go with that feeling"..:)!