eliz_20
Age: 43
Dating
44gg: is romance dead ??
About
Smokes often with A Few Extra Pounds
City
Manchester, UK
Details
40 year old Woman, 5' 2" (157cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair
Intent
44gg isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
High School
Personality
Profession
homemaker


dating
bit of fun






I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 1 year



About Me
well wat to say here i am a big girl on here to chat have a laugh. very open minded always happy go lucky type. i like people to be honest with me and i would return the same way .i have one love in my life which is my daughter and happy with it that way . i am not one ov them kind that take life to seriours live 4 the moment is a good moto could go on with lots more but not goin there wat more can i tell u about my self i love to tell bad jokes so be warned lol .i can be a terible flirt and not know i am doin it so tell me off -------------------------------------------(¯`v´¯)
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I DO NOT TALK TO BLUE BOXES SORRY

think about this if only we could
if we can sue mcadonalds for makin us fat & cigarette companies for givin us cancer
why cant we sue smirnoff for all the ugly basta-rdss we,ve sh-aged lol

girlfriend walks in to boyfriend blow dryin his knob , girlfriend ask wat the hell you doin , she replys heatin up ya dinner you ungreatfull batch lol

A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father: "What are these things, daddy?"

"Those are condoms, son," his father replied.

"Why do they come in packs of 1, 3 and 12?" the boy asked.

"The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday night," the father replied: "The ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday. And the ones with 12 in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one for March..."

ann summers ltd
futher to your order placed for the big red dilldo.
we regret we are unable to supply your choice
as the item ypu mention in our catalgue is
actually our fire extinguisher.

wife reads an artiice
"wow a bull can have sex 3000 times a year
i wish u could do same ! hunbbyreppllies "ase the bull if ****s the same cow lol



little boy cryin in asda .
man says are u lost ?
boy says yes man says
whats your mummy like?
boy says big coks and bacradi breezers


did say bad jokes lol

well if u want to know more come and chat i dont bite unless u ask hunni xxx

would like to see who i am talkin to so if i dont reply plz dont be offended sorry




why do men say thay got a good 6,inch when there really pakin 4,5 lol oi men we know can do our own mesurements lol and it not wat u got it how u use it if othere women say diffrent there must av a bucket lol



joke


2 prostitues standing on a street cornor.
1 says to the other to night going to be a good night .
i can smell cok in the air "
the other says " sorry ,i just burped

well i did not say it was the best one i got lol



Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but teh wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if y ou can raed tihs forwrad ti


( do u find u get lots ov people tellin u brb wat does this meen !!! i need to pee !!! i got to meny chat windows open cant cope !!!! or just a plane bogoff i am fed up ov talkin to u !!!! i will leave u to decied lol)


if my im window pops off it the site 4 some reson i cant get it to stay on so dont be offended sorry @~ dilligaf @~




First Date
who cares as long as its good fun .....
but if u got some thing more fun in mind well lets give it a go lol


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i miss a good friend just wish were intouch still only u knew how to rock my world .xxxx


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