After being on this site for quite some time and reading profiles I have come up with what I believe to be a valid interpretation system.
"MY FRIENDS TELL ME THAT I AM FUNNY".
You are not funny. No one that is really funny has to TELL people that they are . They just ARE funny and we know it.
"I DO HAVE SOME BAGGAGE BUT THEN, DOESN'T EVERYONE?"
I am still married, just separated.
"THESE PICTURES ARE JUST A FEW YEARS OLD, I JUST HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO UPDATE"
I have gained 35 pounds since these pictures were taken. I know that if we meet in person you will fall for me, and after all looks aren't everything
"IF YOU ARE A GOLD DIGGER OR LOOKING FOR A SUGAR DADDY THEN I'M NOT THE GUY FOR YOU ".
I am flat a** broke .
"MY FRIENDS WOULD DESCRIBE ME AS INTELLIGENT, GOOD LOOKING AND CARING"
Uh...who has friends that that come up and tell us " I think that you are so good looking " or " I think that you are so intelligent" ? They are NOT intelligent good looking or caring...and they don't want to lie by saying that they are so they let the imaginary friends lie on their behalf.
To send a message to 4haflingers you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 45 and 58.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married