4haflingers: FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Cedar park, Texas
Details
57 year old Woman, 5' 9" (175cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Scorpio with Blonde hair
Intent
4haflingers Wants a relationship
Education
Graduate degree
Personality
Daredevil
Profession
retired







I am Seeking a Man For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious


Interests

About Me
After being on this site for quite some time and reading profiles I have come up with what I believe to be a valid interpretation system..

"MY FRIENDS TELL ME THAT I AM FUNNY".
You are not funny. No one that is really funny has to TELL people that they are . They just ARE funny and we know it.

"I DO HAVE SOME BAGGAGE BUT THEN, DOESN'T EVERYONE?"
You are married.

"THESE PICTURES ARE JUST A FEW YEARS OLD, I JUST HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO UPDATE"
You have gained 35 pounds since these pictures were taken.You think that if we meet in person I will fall for you, and think that "after all looks aren't everything "

"IF YOU ARE A GOLD DIGGER OR LOOKING FOR A SUGAR DADDY THEN I'M NOT THE GUY FOR YOU ".
You are flat a** broke .

"MY FRIENDS WOULD DESCRIBE ME AS INTELLIGENT, GOOD LOOKING AND CARING"
Uh...who has friends that that come up and tell us " I think that you are so good looking " or " I think that you are so intelligent" ? They are NOT intelligent good looking or caring...and they don't want to lie by saying that they are so they let the imaginary friends lie on their behalf.

"I"M JUST AN AVERAGE GUY"
yep..definitely a HUGE selling point. That is exactly what I put on the very top of my list of what I'm looking for in a man. Right there above BROKE and MARRIED...I write in bold letters AVERAGE. Wow...I can't believe people actually write this stuff.. A lot of them do. I fully expect them to say something like "I don't really question anything, I don't have too many original thoughts,..in fact I don't think that I have any. I just go with the flow.."after their" I'm just an average guy" comment.






First Date
HAVING A GOOD TIME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHERE YOU ARE OR WHAT ACTIVITY YOU ARE DOING...IT HAS TO DO WITH WHO YOU ARE WITH.


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