4haflingers: FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
About
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
City
Cedar park, Texas
Details
57 year old Female, 5' 9" (175cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Scorpio with Blond(e)
Intent
4haflingers is looking for a relationship.
Education
Graduate degree
Personality
Daredevil
Profession
retired







I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Me
After being on this site for quite some time and reading profiles I have come up with what I believe to be a valid interpretation system..

"MY FRIENDS TELL ME THAT I AM FUNNY".
You are not funny. No one that is really funny has to TELL people that they are . They just ARE funny and we know it.

"I DO HAVE SOME BAGGAGE BUT THEN, DOESN'T EVERYONE?"
You are married.

"THESE PICTURES ARE JUST A FEW YEARS OLD, I JUST HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO UPDATE"
You have gained 35 pounds since these pictures were taken.You think that if we meet in person I will fall for you, and think that "after all looks aren't everything "

"IF YOU ARE A GOLD DIGGER OR LOOKING FOR A SUGAR DADDY THEN I'M NOT THE GUY FOR YOU ".
You are flat a** broke .

"MY FRIENDS WOULD DESCRIBE ME AS INTELLIGENT, GOOD LOOKING AND CARING"
Uh...who has friends that that come up and tell us " I think that you are so good looking " or " I think that you are so intelligent" ? They are NOT intelligent good looking or caring...and they don't want to lie by saying that they are so they let the imaginary friends lie on their behalf.

"I"M JUST AN AVERAGE GUY"
yep..definitely a HUGE selling point. That is exactly what I put on the very top of my list of what I'm looking for in a man. Right there above BROKE and MARRIED...I write in bold letters AVERAGE. Wow...I can't believe people actually write this stuff.. A lot of them do. I fully expect them to say something like "I don't really question anything, I don't have too many original thoughts,..in fact I don't think that I have any. I just go with the flow.."after their" I'm just an average guy" comment.

Oh, and if you dare to hot me up with " how are you ?" or "how is your day ?" Be prepared for "fine" or "good". as an answer . that is all. No full sentence replies. No paragraphs depicting my day ..one word is what you will get. I will interpret your inquiry as one of two things. Either you have so little personality that "how are you ?" is the only line that you are capable of coming up with. In which case I have no interest. Or..you are a taker, not a giver. Not wanting to expend much time or energy in creating a topic of conversation, you are hoping that those three words will be bait enough that I will in return pour my heart and soul out with a response depicting my innermost thoughts hopes and dreams by telling you how I really really am . That isn't going to happen. Now I know that a lot of people that read this will interpret me as being rude, when in fact , my writings are just the opposite. I think that it is rude to pretend that we are something that we are not. I think that it is rude to rob ...yes steal..someone's time ..by letting them believe that we are someone that we are not. I would rather you have an idea of who i am before I steal minutes of your life from you, than have you discover who I am after bantering back and forth with messages phone calls and in person meetings., only to realize that I am not the person that you had hoped I was. I am not the person that will reply with a " very well thank you, and how are you today ?" reply. ...although you will probably get that reply, if that is what you are seeking, for anyone else on pof that you seek it from.





First Date
HAVING A GOOD TIME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHERE YOU ARE OR WHAT ACTIVITY YOU ARE DOING...IT HAS TO DO WITH WHO YOU ARE WITH.


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