I smoke, I drink, I spit, I swear and I used to make people laugh, the laughter got me no where. Maybe I should go back to being a jerk, seemed to work alot better then being a nice and light hearted human being. Then again people allways want what they cant have, so maybe im here maybe im not. who knows....
Things that I dont like in a woman:
Chicks with way too high of standards(Just cuz ur pretty doesnt mean ur a "joy" to be around)
Broads that ask If im ready for a challenge (If I wanted a challenge I'd dig a hole to china)
Dames that ask "Are you the one?" (This isnt the matrix)
Ladies that complain about how crappy thier last relationships were (You're the one who dated the douche, so deal with it)
Trollups with more pics of thier kids then themselves (I'm not here to date your children)
Hoes with pics of them bending over claiming they want true love (Dont advertise if its not for sale)
Women that say "Dont waste my time" (Your on a shitty dating site, dont waste your own time)
Bee-ahhs that claim their so outgoing (If thats true then why are you on here instead of, oh i dunno, going out)
Girls that claim their "down to earth" (Whatinde**** does that even mean? Gravity effects everyone equally, or do you have somthing against pilots and astronauts?)
If these things apply to you then "SLAGG OFF"!!!
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