I'm done with text flirting. I'm not entertaining any more dudes who are bored with their girls--but are too lame to cheat. Find an adult chat site.
If you have to disguise your location with "SoCal" because I will have to google map where you live, keep walking.
As far as dating goes, I'm first and foremost, thick and very busty. I'm a size 12 so ask your sisters/girl friends and find out if that's what you like. I begrudgingly checked off "a few extra pounds" solely because I'm in LA. In everywhere else on the planet except maybe Sub Saharan Africa, I'm pretty average.
Oh, and I loathe driving in LA and travel too much to have a car. In case you, like the hundred other people who asked, think i must be a drunk driver....
Wanted to get that out of the way early. Next, I'm laid back and enjoy good conversation. I've spent most of my life working in New York so I'm also tough and witty. I like to get out and do things--don't really care what--though I'm not much of an action junkie. If you'll come wine with me at the reggae club, you'll get priority.
Im looking for someone intelligent and ambitious and most of all, free from baggage and drama and at least as sane as I am. I have a thing for eyes and smiles...
I'm VERY sick and tired of cooking for just myself and this whole nonsense of being single. I need a partner in crime.
And lastly, if you embrace a culture notorious for its old fashioned views on possessing a woman, do not send me a message.
As long as there is good conversation, food, drinks and music, who cares??