I have to attend a wedding in April I dont want to go alone. Any takers...???
I'm supposed to sell myself so here goes: I'm fully domesticated. I like to read but, I'm a slow reader. (I like to look up the words I don't know & incorporate them in the sentence.) I like order. I spend 90% of my time attempting to laugh. I taught myself mostly everything I know as an adult, which explains everything. LMMFAO. If you're special I'll let you in on it.
Perhaps I'll do better when I'm 50. I'll be liquid by then. I'll have more bargaining leverage.
Just in case you're wondering, sports are cool. Although I don't sound like it, I'm more of an intellectual yet, Its:
If George Clooney can do it... I can at least attempt it, right?
I just want to give all you ladies major kudos for all the things you do for love. I get it now. I care & I understand. Forgive me for being so mannish.
Dating is difficult...
Hooking up is easy...
This is just my personal observation.
I don't want to sound crazy but, people have the most unrealistic expectations. I even find myself thinking I deserve a certain things to feel validated. It's not true. I just want it. I hope I can get this under control before I'm forever alone...
What? Where are all the women looking for Booty calls? You mean to tell me you're 35+ years old and you want more than just meaningless sex? Who woulda thunk? LMMFAO You know I'm kidding right?
Disclaimer: Like most men I am visual. Please understand that if you message me & I do not respond it is because I didn't see what I was looking for. I, like you, are particular & so as not to waste your time I am being 100% honest.
I went green because I refuse to pay $4 for something thats worth $2. Its not that serious to me.
Taking care of my Granny is my main priority at the moment. She is like my mom since I didn't have one.
What I would prefer is a nice young/semi-young lady with Pretty Feet that I am compatible with who I don't mind building a relationship for later in life. If all goes well I can leave you my retirement.
My youngest is in Private school. That sh*t is Spensive.
What I Prefer in a Lady:
Sense of Humor
Between 5' and 5'8"
Doesnt Sweat the Small Stuff
Some of these are totally optional.
I must say that the prettier your feet are the more I'm likely to bend on my other preferences.
Did you get that...? Or am I asking for too much?