****Disclaimer**** If at any point you feel offended remember: These are JUST JOKES... (I shouldn't have to say this but, I must.)
I deleted my previous ramblings because I had too many "publishers". Ill try to put up something less harsh or what I like to call truth.
If your 1st note to me is "Hi, Hello, Hey" or something similar you Better be Really Hot or you can keep it pushin. Word!
Happy Birthday Hip-Hop...!!!
Chillin on my day off so I figured I'd tell you a tad more than you may want to know at this point but, I'm honest sooooo...
My Granny is more important to me than I am to myself. She comes 1st so, after I see if she's ok then we can do something.
Since some superior at work thinks I have something special I have been forced to do actual work now. A lot of work. 9 positions at once. That's ridiculous. Anywho, I might as well go along with it. I just hope I didn't put too many fun miles on my brain, can't rewind the odometer on that.
I don't like my smile in pics so that's why I'm not smiling. But I'm always laughing so its not that I dont smile, just not in pics on POF...
My son came to my job to get money, cause that's what kids do, and every one of the co-workers I introduced him to said I was hilarious; my son thinks otherwise, cause thats what kids do. Lol. Im funny as shit... spontaneously funny.
If I dont get back to you its because "the way my account is set up..."
Advancing your career takes all of your time... crabapples.
Are women on POF different than women that aren't because I'm starting to believe they are. You say you want honesty, I give it to you & what do I get, not a mutha****in thang. I'm beginning to feel I should only be on Black Planet. Lmmfao
Anywho... would you rush to a store that was offering 5% off of some shoes you saw? Prolly not. Why? Cause 5% ain't much. So why try to say my 5% a55hole doesn't work for you... its only enough to keep that dude from bothering you or to make sure youre ok in a less than comfortable situation.
WTF...? Why am I explaining myself when its the truth...? Who knows...? Good luck with that guy he tells you he's 100% nice guy. And that wealthy dude will more than likely treat you like 5hit but, thats just what the ladies have told me...
Last but not least to all you ladies that keep falling for the guy who seems perfect for you but, that's only cause you told him everything you wanted in a guy so all he had to do was pretend to be that. Get it together. "Nothing worth having comes easy" So you might have to put forth some effort... IJS.