Here are a few random thoughts:
When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare then he's in big trouble.
What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?
Most people aren't looking for love. They're looking for help.
I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.
What I learned in high school sex ed: Stop laughing at the word P*E*N*I*S.
True terror is to wake up one day and realize that your generation is now running the country.
I have this horrifying suspicion that if Gene Simmons was President, Ted Nugent was Vice President, and Alice Cooper was Secretary of State, America would actually be better off than it is under our current leadership.
Meet for coffee or a drink in order to weed out the crazies. A good first date should be quick and painless and needs a good, built-in escape plan just in case we get on each others' nerves. And if you're laughing at this, then we probably wouldn't need to escape from each other.