Age: 42
steamerlane: Mating Rituals: Funnier in the Information Age
Occasional smoker with Athletic body type
Joplin, Missouri
49 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair
steamerlane is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors degree

Growing a Winter beard

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Spanish  

About Me
I like being around people who have a no-nonsense, down-to-Earth, ironic wit. The essence of humor is intelligence and honesty. People who lack one or both of these traits are too busy being self-conscious and are afraid of pointing out the obvious, or else they're too dumb and wouldn't recognize the truth if it bit them in the ass. If someone doesn't have a sense of humor then they have no sense at all :)

Here are a few observations I've made about women's profiles:

1) If you're tired of kissing frogs, you might be co-dependent.

2) If you want the princess/fairy tale ending then you might ought to consider that those tales were popular among peasant girls living under the Feudal System. You on the other hand, live in a free, high-tech, feminized, modern Democracy. Plus, you're not six.

3) If you fancy yourself a nice girl who wants a bad boy, you're not a nice girl and can I have your phone number?

4) "Girls just wanna have fun"...Men translate this to mean "Just add alcohol and watch what happens."

5) That selfie of you with your bed in the background...Some pictures are worth a thousand words but my mind went blank. I can only think of one word for that pic ;)

6) "Too hot to handle"...You decided to stop taking your meds. How is that going?

7) "Are you up to the challenge?"...Are you difficult?

8) "Now taking applications"...Does that mean you have a high turnover rate?

9) "Tired of the bar scene"...Did you find the hangovers and casual sex lacking?

10) "Re-inventing myself"...Are you finding that trying out Buddhism feels less guilty for what you did on Saturday night?

So now I'm curious to know what things men post on their profiles that raise eyebrows and cause smirks ;)


First Date
Meet for coffee or a drink in order to weed out the crazies. A good first date should be quick and painless and needs a good, built-in escape plan just in case we get on each others' nerves. And if you're laughing at this, then we probably wouldn't need to escape from each other.

Mail Settings
To send a message to steamerlane you MUST meet the following criteria: