HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM THOUGHTS:
When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare, then he's in big trouble.
What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?
I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.
There's a new and simple way to determine if someone is crazy and if you should avoid them. It has to do with the rate of selfies they take per hour.
All across America activists are demanding more gender-neutral bathrooms. This is gonna add a whole new dimension to the great debate over leaving the toilet seat up or down.
Romeo and Juliet was not a love story. Romeo was 17 and Juliet was 13. A priest manipulated their weekend-long, manic-obsessive infatuation for political purposes. That backfired. They committed suicide. The end.
For those of you who think having sunshine blown up your ass all day long and then quickly walking barefoot over a bed of coals is empowering...keep in mind that wood coals are a very poor conductor of heat. Try walking over a bed of hot metal washers and see how empowered you feel.
The glass is always full: 1/2 liquid and 1/2 air.