HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM THOUGHTS:
When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare, then he's in big trouble.
I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.
There's a new and simple way to determine if someone is crazy and if you should avoid them. It has to do with the rate of selfies they take per hour.
All across America activists are demanding more gender-neutral bathrooms. This is gonna add a whole new dimension to the great debate over leaving the toilet seat up or down.
Romeo and Juliet was not a love story. Romeo was 17 and Juliet was 13. A priest manipulated their weekend-long, manic-obsessive infatuation for political purposes. That backfired. They committed suicide. The end.
If you want the Princess/Fairy Tale ending in your life, keep in mind that fairy tales were stories circulated by illiterate, young, peasant girls bound under the Feudal System. You, on the other hand, are a full-grown woman living in a free, high-tech modern republic.