steamerlane: Mating rituals: funnier in the information age
Occasional smoker with Athletic body type
Joplin, Missouri
49 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair
steamerlane Wants a relationship
Bachelors degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Spanish  

About Me
Here are a few random thoughts:

When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare then he's in big trouble.

What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?

Most people aren't looking for love. They're looking for help.

I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.

What I learned in high school sex ed: Stop laughing at the word P*E*N*I*S.

True terror is to wake up one day and realize that your generation is now running the country.

I have this horrifying suspicion that if Gene Simmons was President, Ted Nugent was Vice President, and Alice Cooper was Secretary of State, America would actually be better off than it is under our current leadership.

First Date
Meet for coffee or a drink in order to weed out the crazies. A good first date should be quick and painless and needs a good, built-in escape plan just in case we get on each others' nerves. And if you're laughing at this, then we probably wouldn't need to escape from each other.

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