steamerlane: Every joke is a tiny revolution
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Joplin, Missouri
50 year old Male, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Caucasian Pisces with Brown
steamerlane is looking for a relationship.
Some University

I grow a beard during the Winter. Keeps my face warm.

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Spanish  

About Me

This site should be called Plenty of Something Fishy Going On.

Dating is not for the thin-skinned. If you don't have very much experience and skill in handling rejection, then you don't have any business dating. We must learn to gracefully let go of things not meant for us.

When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare then he's in big trouble.

What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?

I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.

All across America activists are demanding more gender-neutral bathrooms. This is gonna add a whole new dimension to the great debate over leaving the toilet seat up or down.

True terror is to wake up one day and realize that your generation is now running the country.

Romeo and Juliet was not a love story. Romeo was 17 and Juliet was 13. A priest manipulated their weekend-long, manic-obsessive infatuation for political purposes. That backfired. They committed suicide. The end.

A smile is the best make-up a girl can wear :)

First Date
Meet for coffee or a drink so that we can prove neither of us Photo-Shopped the Hell out of our profile pics.

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