HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM THOUGHTS:
When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare then he's in big trouble.
What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?
I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.
All across America activists are demanding more gender-neutral bathrooms. This is gonna add a whole new dimension to the great debate over leaving the toilet seat up or down.
True terror is to wake up one day and realize that your generation is now running the country.
Romeo and Juliet was not a love story. Romeo was 17 and Juliet was 13. A priest manipulated their weekend-long, manic-obsessive infatuation for political purposes. That backfired. They committed suicide. The end.
The best love story of all time is about a genuine poke: Augustus McCrae and a whore, Lorena Parker in "Lonesome Dove."
A smile is the best make-up a girl can wear :)