steamerlane: Every joke is a tiny revolution
About
Smokes Occasionally with Athletic body type
City
Joplin, Missouri
Details
50 year old Male, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Pisces
Intent
steamerlane is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some University
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
Handyman







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Spanish



About Me
HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM THOUGHTS:


When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare, then he's in big trouble.

What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?

I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.

All across America activists are demanding more gender-neutral bathrooms. This is gonna add a whole new dimension to the great debate over leaving the toilet seat up or down.

Romeo and Juliet was not a love story. Romeo was 17 and Juliet was 13. A priest manipulated their weekend-long, manic-obsessive infatuation for political purposes. That backfired. They committed suicide. The end.

Macbeth was a love story. He would do anything for love. He would even do THAT.

A man is not a projection platform onto which emotions are sorted out by vibrating vocal chords at him and gauging his reaction. That flawed process is called emotional masturbation.

Remember the good ol' days before cellphones, and even before answering machines? That was back when communication wasn't instantaneous. People understood you were busy or that you had to take turns using the phone. They didn't expect to get a call-back that same frickin' day. The phone is a tool. Don't be a slave to it.








First Date
Meet for coffee or a drink so that we can prove neither of us Photo-Shopped the Hell out of our profile pics.


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