steamerlane: Every joke is a tiny revolution
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Joplin, Missouri
Details
49 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair
Intent
steamerlane Wants a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
Handyman







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Spanish  



About Me
HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM THOUGHTS:

When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare then he's in big trouble.

What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?

If you're a middle-aged woman and the sound of a man chewing on his food doesn't bug you to hell, you've found a keeper.

I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.

Gun control is so obviously Freudian.

All across America activists are demanding more gender-neutral bathrooms. This is gonna add a whole new dimension to the great debate over leaving the toilet seat up or down.

True terror is to wake up one day and realize that your generation is now running the country.








First Date
Meet for coffee or a drink in order for each of us to determine if the ratio of Attraction/Emotional Stability is within acceptable proportions. A good first date should be quick and painless and needs a good, built-in escape plan just in case we get on each others' nerves. And if you're laughing at this, then we probably wouldn't need to escape from each other.


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