steamerlane: Humor is just being truthful
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Salt lake city, Utah
51 year old Male, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Pisces
steamerlane is looking for a relationship.
Some University

I love the Western Desert. It's still wild and free.

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Spanish

About Me

When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare, then he's in big trouble.

What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?

I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.

There's a new and simple way to determine if someone is crazy and if you should avoid them. It has to do with the rate of selfies they take per hour.

All across America activists are demanding more gender-neutral bathrooms. This is gonna add a whole new dimension to the great debate over leaving the toilet seat up or down.

Romeo and Juliet was not a love story. Romeo was 17 and Juliet was 13. A priest manipulated their weekend-long, manic-obsessive infatuation for political purposes. That backfired. They committed suicide. The end.

For those of you who think having sunshine blown up your ass all day long and then quickly walking barefoot over a bed of coals is empowering...keep in mind that wood coals are a very poor conductor of heat. Try walking over a bed of hot metal washers and see how empowered you feel.

The glass is always full: 1/2 liquid and 1/2 air.

First Date
Meet for coffee or a drink so that we can prove neither of us Photo-Shopped the Hell out of our profile pics.

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