HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM THOUGHTS:
When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare then he's in big trouble.
What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?
If you're a middle-aged woman and the sound of a man chewing on his food doesn't bug you to hell, you've found a keeper.
I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.
Gun control is so obviously Freudian.
All across America activists are demanding more gender-neutral bathrooms. This is gonna add a whole new dimension to the great debate over leaving the toilet seat up or down.
True terror is to wake up one day and realize that your generation is now running the country.
Meet for coffee or a drink in order for each of us to determine if the ratio of Attraction/Emotional Stability is within acceptable proportions. A good first date should be quick and painless and needs a good, built-in escape plan just in case we get on each others' nerves. And if you're laughing at this, then we probably wouldn't need to escape from each other.