steamerlane: Mating Rituals: Funnier in the Information Age
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
Joplin, Missouri
49 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair
steamerlane Wants a relationship
Bachelors degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Spanish  

About Me
Here are a few random thoughts:

When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare then he's in big trouble.

I just saw the Disney movie "Frozen." FINALLY... A Disney princess, raised in isolation, recognizes she's a social RE-tard and doesn't latch onto and marry the first or second guy she meets.

If you wanna be a princess, that's OK, just as long as you know how to shoot like Princess Leah.

What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?

What I learned in high school sex ed: Stop laughing at the word P*E*N*I*S.

Has anyone ever seen a Hollywood movie that depicts foreplay? Anyone?...Anyone? But what the Hell; screen writers have to cram a lot of sh*t into 1 1/2 hours. A 60 second Wham/Bam is all the time they can allot for a steamy scene. That might explain why a lot of men don't know what foreplay is.

I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.

I don't trust a woman who wasn't breast-fed, either. Breast feeding was the good life; almost as good as being in the womb. You can't have a fourth trimester without soft, warm boobs to claim as your exclusive territory. Bottle-fed creatures go through life jealous and resentful because they missed out.

If you are wondering why America has gone crazy it's because my generation now manages this country.

First Date
Meet for coffee or a drink in order to weed out the crazies. A good first date should be quick and painless and needs a good, built-in escape plan just in case we get on each others' nerves. And if you're laughing at this, then we probably wouldn't need to escape from each other.

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