HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM THOUGHTS:
When a man sees a beautiful woman, his intelligence drops by 20 points. If he doesn't have 20 points to spare, then he's in big trouble.
What if I told you...all of the crap we learned in school, from movies, from music, and from TV was meant to turn us into shallow, submissive cows?
I don't trust a woman who isn't good at peeing outside.
I don't understand middle-aged men who date 20-something girls. They must have a need to suffer. When I was in my 20's dating sucked. Young girls are irritating yappers...yap...yap..YAP! They never shut up and are lousy in bed.
All across America activists are demanding more gender-neutral bathrooms. This is gonna add a whole new dimension to the great debate over leaving the toilet seat up or down.
Romeo and Juliet was not a love story. Romeo was 17 and Juliet was 13. A priest manipulated their weekend-long, manic-obsessive infatuation for political purposes. That backfired. They committed suicide. The end.
A man is not a projection platform onto which emotions are sorted out by vibrating vocal chords at him and gauging his reaction. That flawed process is called emotional masturbation.
Let's review this one more time: "You're" means you are. "Your" means you possess it. "They're" means they are. "Their" means they possess it. Also, punctuation was one of the greatest achievements of human history. Please use it so that other people can understand what the hell you're trying to express.