missrs5
Age: 46
Long term
vampyreshadow: Feeling Like Schrödinger's cat lately.
About
Smokes often with Average body type
City
Winnemucca, Nevada
Details
39 year old Woman, 5' 1" (155cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Gemini with Brown hair
Intent
vampyreshadow Wants a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Techie
Profession
cab driver


dating
Just having fun on St Pattys :)






I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat & Dog Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Me
Disclaimer: I am crazy, no not boil your bunny alive crazy or stalker crazy, just extremely odd, actually I couldn't care enough to stalk you, sorry no one is worth the jail time, and if I annoy you enough that you want me to go away, its probably for the best that I go :P, be forewarned if you are not seeking something a bit out of the norm read no further, the Author of this profile is not responsible for resultant offences or freek outs by people who fail to read and comprehend the terms of this disclaimer, the Author will also not be held responsible for Lost or Stolen kisses, hearts, or otherwise

First off don't tease my go arcade 360, I was consoleless till I found a good deal on a 360 :P Yes I am going to upgrade, a ps4 actually once II get things straitened out Ill probably buy all the next gen consoles even though Silly gamer wiis are for kids

If my Profile is TLDR, (Too long didn't read) then you are not what I am looking for, and I am not what you are looking for so, lets not waste my time and yours with a meet up. If you want to meet me, simply based on what you see, not who I am, you aren't the one for me. :) I do try and reply to everyone, alas this silly darn messenger doesn't work on my connect that well though

Re-write, using the infinite monkey theorem I deduced that one drunken monkey could have written what I wrote in a couple minutes. Now don't get me wrong I am not a mathematical genius, actually I have reoccurring nightmares about numbers being out to get me (only cited the infinite monkey theorem because I like monkeying around, and odd theories etc) but off the rambling about theories, I’ve yet to tell you about this theory I have about who I am.


I am blunt, and quite honest, quite often sarcastic, I don't play games, and kick people who play them to the curb fairly quickly, If your vocabulary consists of nothing but sexual innuendo you are also going to get on my nerves, and yes I will ask you to stop, if you don't I will tell you to pound sand. I do not like flakes, if you make a promise you best keep it, I am of my word and expect others to be, if they aren't they quickly leave my life. I don't much care for liars and fakes, I don't care what you look like, how much you weigh, if your going bald, be yourself, I find that a hell of allot sexier then a plastic Ken Doll guy. (Tip goes, more you push to get into my pants the less likely you will be getting in um)

I like playing in the mud, and am not afraid of a bit of dirt, don’t give a damn if I break a nail, give me a gun Ill go out shooting (cant say I shoot well enough to hunt its a new hobby) I spend my spare time working on my house, camping, fishing, hiking, riding my horse, playing with spiders, snakes and other creepy crawlies, I shoot pool, sing karaoke, dance like a fruitcake,

Sometimes I am gaming, and enjoying other geeky prospects, Hehe grabs her D20 and says how about a game. I really enjoy cooking and baking, actually rather good at it,

I tend to mainly dress casual, because it is practical, but sometimes I show my twisted sense of style, that includes bondage jeans, j rock loli dresses, corsets, top hats and other when I am feeling girlish. I listen to allot of genres of music, actually I live for it, and have theme songs for allot of activities. :P I enjoy all kinds of movies but I am generally far to hyper to watch alone. (I love cuddling on the couch and watching a good horror, or doing my mystery science 2000 on a b rated flick) I've got a warped sense of humor and I am not afraid to speak my mind. I want to learn to ride a motorcycle, hopefully a fast one, I like cars, classic and sports cars, will spend hours talking about them, actually I can spend hours talking about most anything, I enjoy people, I like trying to bring them out of their shells. I want to try skydiving one day, I am a bit of an adrenaline junkie.

What I am looking for is more or less I have no clue at the moment, this emotional stuff boggles me at times, I am missing something, but unlike my darn car keys or anything else its not definable, maybe its you, or maybe I am just here to be generally annoying, but anyways, I do miss cuddling, and touching, I am a very sensual very tactile person, and honestly it gets a bit lonely. Ill admit I have my sweet romantic side, I try to hide that shit, that and the fact I give a damn, I am over all a very loving person even if I don't date you, more then likely get to know me and Ill go to the ends of the earth to help out as long as you don't abuse it.

First Date
Coffee, lunch maybe. No bars. Or gambling