I love the helpful tips for being successful from POF. A tad surprised having a "vijay-jay" isn't on the list. I guess it's implied.
I'm looking for someone with a, I don't want to say bizarre sense of humour, but maybe a sense of humour that is a tad warped (yes, I'm fully aware of the fact that "tad has made an appearance now three times in this post. I'm also aware that it sounds d-baggy (d-bag-'ish? D-bagly-ish?) So I won't be using it again.) I love to laugh, have the ability to pretend to be interested in things that make no sense to me. My voice is a pleasing baritone with a nice timbre, if that's your kind of thing.
Though I have no actual concrete evidence, I'm fairly confident, with my strength, agility and piercing blue eyes, I could probably beat up an entire grade three class (tread softly, Mrs. Olson's class. You know what you did!)
I keep my hair short because when it gets long, it gets big and curly and extremely absorbent and it starts to hurt my neck carrying all that water. It is rather refreshing in the summer, though. I'm fairly certain that I won't be bald any time soon (Huzah for good hair genes!).
People watching is one of my favorite things to do. People who think they are un-watched behave true and the 'isht fascinates me.
Finally, I'm mildly lactose intolerant. I don't hate lactose, I'm just uncomfortable and will cross the street if I see one coming down the same side. Seriously though, I get milk, it does a body good, but I challenge you to convince me that the first guy that sat down, pulled on those udders and took a big swig from the bucket, wasn't one of histories all time perverts? And discuss.
Now, if I haven't scared you off, send me a message. I have pictures, I just don't want people thinking I lifted them from a modeling site.