Generally speaking, I can not offer a woman happiness, financial security, reliability, love, respect, honesty, manners or good hygiene, but I do have lots of passion (this is because I am insane). However, this passion usually only appears after the relationship is over. And when I’m drunk. And when it’s after 3 in the morning. On your voice mail. Damn.
(if you have a problem with men with long hair, move along, just move along...)
p.s I also sweat a lot...but my rash is gone :)
perhaps I should change this profile...