SpazOSmiley: Some Assembly Required!
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
Highland, Illinois
32 year old Male, 6' 3" (191cm), Non-religious
Caucasian Sagittarius with Blond(e)
SpazOSmiley wants to date but nothing serious.
Some University
Gunsmith / Business Owner

Me and my babies!

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious

About Me
DISCLAIMER: We can all agree that the purpose of this site is to meet and converse with new people, so what is the deal with two word messages? If you decide to write, please actually say something. Form a complete thought, or at least a complete sentence. Is that too much to ask? Show a little substance and I will write back, but "Hi, How are you?" gets deleted quickly.

First off, I am hoping to find a sweet, smart, and attractive lady who I can carry on long conversations with about anything from political/philosophical pondering to formulating a proper zombie plan. Really never figured the search would be so difficult.

As for me, I will admit that I am far from the "normal" guy, but then again I take pride in that. I have recurring nightmares in which I have a boring 9-5 job in a cubicle wearing a tie. I am rarely stagnate, often trying to build something, fix something, fix something I broke, etc. I enjoy working with my hands and being able to feel accomplishment at the end of the day when the dust has settled. I might be one of the best/worst people to watch a movie with because I point out all the random mistakes and such. With that being said, I have a tendency to torture myself and others with terrible B-rate (or D-rated) movies and laugh at how terrible they are. (Sharknado....sharks, in a tornado....'nuff said). I am also a pretty darn good cook and love to try new recipes. Anything beyond this point, I guess you're going to have to find out for yourself.

Ever wonder why girls are always searching for Romeo or Prince Charming? Maybe it shows my literary nerdiness, but Romeo fell in love with every girl he met (remember, he was head over heels about Rosaline in the beginning) and Prince Charming was cheating with Cinderella, Snow White AND Sleeping Beauty!

There is far more to me than can be put in this tiny little box. If you want to know more, you know what to do!

If you are looking for any of the following, you might have better luck elsewhere
- "sensitive" guy who cries
- skinny jeans or tight shirts (or basically any article of clothing formerly sold exclusively in the woman's section)
- a baby-daddy
- a sugar-daddy
- someone who always agrees with you because they have no opinion of their own

First Date
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless you're a surgeon, then it's through the ribcage. I love good food, especially sushi or anything involving fancy cheeses, meats, and bread. The general opinion is that movies aren't good for a first date because you cannot talk much. The first date would probably depend heavily on the girl's tastes and style. I mean, wouldn't take a vegetarian to a steakhouse, etc. I can come up with interesting ideas, depending on the situation.