Real age & looks are not important as long as within 15 years of the profile as is customary on POF. Must not be with more than 5 husbands and/or boyfriends concurrently. Be shorter than 4 ft so I look tall standing next to you. Prefer 3 breasted with at least one not pointing to the East, West, or South when lying down. No hormone imbalance on recurring cycles or lasting more than 10 seconds. No goddess since at my age I could have a heart attack just by looking at you. Knowing how to wash, iron, and fold shirts better than any cleaners would be a plus. ;-)
Hope you have some sense of humor, ... and NO, I am not looking for a housekeeper!
Wouldn't it be nice if Amazon or Overstock would start carrying the "One"s? .. Or better yet, Costco or Sams? The latter two not only would offer them in bunches, one could actually see all choices in one place, read the Facts & instructions on how to handle and care for, sample, and choose. If things didn't work out, just take them back and get refund or exchange. ............ Excuse me, where do you keep the "One"s? Oh DEAR ... those would be on aisles 6-14!
This reminds me of ‘Hotel California’ by the Eagles: …she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device" ... "You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!"
Have simplified my life as much as possible and took some time to ponder on myself and what I want in life. Speak several languages and travel abroad which allows me to learn more about other cultures and ways of life. I tend to hang out more with my kids and their friends than those in my age group. Cannot watch and be indifferent to things happening around me. I appreciate life in all its forms. I admire the universe, nature, animals, and individuals that are true to themselves and those around them.
" I always tell the truth even when I lie " – Scarface