About Me
that's not my age I cant change it fxxk
I fill my time with sports and not the kind you think, hanging out with the lads, pub sometimes, like going on trips around the country, lots of it to see, reading in front of the fire, talking to friend’s, sometimes walking, doing a bit of watersports if the weather is not too bad,(must get back to that now) love to do some climbing, love camping and festivals, laughing a lot, smiling, bounching,pondering down the garden, of late chanting but I’m not very good at that, trying to perfect that cup of tea, wrapping things in cling film, getting prepared for the oncoming, not cooking, taking the piss, body painting without paint, twister for 2, and saying ok see you then a lot, being a tad bad, can’t help that, not caring when I answered the door to the post woman just in my boxer shorts, and she says I have a package for you, and I say really, well as if by magic,,, and crack up laughing, as she goes bright red, smiles a bit and walks away, hope she does not read this maybe she will, if so, hi pretty,,, lol,and the list goes on , but if you indecisive, over 6',fear height's, or being adventurous, sleep a lot,dont like doing things just for the hell of it, don't like kid's, can't hold an intelligent a conversation, on any subject,,,you can't run, don't get a buzz of being frightened, and fear anything, anything at all, don’t like talking random shite,dont speak you mind, well I’m not the man for you, right I suppose that leaves about 3 women in the country, but if your there, here I am,.
p.s. that's not my age I cant change it,,,
First Date
well meet up, maybe a coffee or a pint and see how we get on from there, in case I want to run away, don’t want to be half way through dinner thinking, Jesus how the hell am I going to get out of here, ,,,, o dear god I just had a vision my dog died, got to go bye, or id never go to the moving pictures either, same reason, maybe a people watching, piss take, somewhere like a park, she her over there in the red top I bet she lives at home with her mum and she gets her mum to shave her back every week, that kind of thing,
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