The lucky one is about to pull the plug on this freakshow. Haloes, rainbows and horns. Fire and lightning and cute, fuzzy bunnies. Usually on the sunny side of the street. Like to frolic in thunder and rain. Hate the word frolic. A twisted Pollyanna.
Like a pirate, I'm outgoing, adventurous and seaworthy... and like a dog, loyal and lured by petting and food. Daring and determined, witty with a wild side, I'm flawed, but I'm genuine, and a genuine pain in the ass. You will love me and at times I may make you crazy. But like your favorite blankie, life without me will be tumultuous and inadequate.
I'm the girl you want beside you on a long road trip, hike or even a trip to the laundromat. I was a brownie once, and was top of my class in CPR. I gave the best mouth to mouth according to my instructor. Life should be appreciated and enjoyed daily or at least every other yerr. This year is one to enjoy. Join me.
I moved back to my hometown of Stockton after 15 yrs in San Diego, so I am experiencing culture shock. I am a firm believer that fun can be had anywhere with the right company. Fun, cool, smart, cute guys where are you?!! Throw me a rope!
My match is probably fat, toothless and ornery, with a lot of charm, a deficit of social skills, horrible grammar, and an incredibly stinky, selfish lover with no sense of adventure and a very literal sense of humor. A "nice" guy, who his mother can call handsome and who likes to start conversations with cheesy pick up lines or the always special, "hey you"!
P.S. If irony, sarcasm, flippant wit and irreverence are over your head, then you are out of your element, Donny! Pack up your bowling ball and turn in your bowling shoes. (If you got that reference, you score points for knowing one of my favorite movies.)
I appreciate all of your responses and interest, but cannot respond back to every single message...it'd be like a full time job. I truly wish you ALL the best of luck in love or whatever it is you are fishin to catch! Be good to one another! :)
definitely NOT going for coffee. zzzzz....
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