I am a very outgoing, happy go lucky person. I love life and most things in it. I really don't know what to say about myself. All I really want out of life now that my kids have grown is to spend my time being with a good woman. I am not a “handsome devil”, but I’ve never been told that I was ugly. I do look and act younger than my age. I am very affectionate. I do not drink. I am looking for a woman that won’t mind (and even learn to like) my crazy sense of humor. I’ll never embarrass you in public. I really enjoy being with the one I'm with. I am quite playful. I am easy to make happy. All I want is to share my love with an honest and faithful woman, one that only needs one man in her life. I can pass any background check. I wish I could give you all of my firsts but all I can offer you is all of my lasts. I know how to leave you satisfied and yet hungry for more. I'll wait for you even if you’re late. I won’t judge you on your past. There isn’t anything I feel that I can’t tell you. I’ll lick the envelope for you. Your single friends will be jealous of you. I’ll chase the spiders away for you. I love cuddling up to a good movie. You will always be second in my life…sorry, but my kids have to come first. I love sci-fi, yes, even Star Trek. I won’t make you wear sexy outfits in public just to make me look cool. I'll love your dorkiness. When you’re trying to keep count I will try to mess you up. I've had all of my shots. I can find Waldo almost every time. I won’t bite unless you want me to. I'm really pretty good at chess. Sleeping in has a whole new meaning when we are together. I’ll take walks with you. I’ll protect you from all the evils of the world. I'll never forget your birthday. I’ll never make you a “sports widow” but I do like to watch my Bucs. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV. If you aren’t paying attention you’ll miss all my best jokes. I'll carve your initials in a tree. I'll never understand why people care so much about how other people live their lives. I won’t swear around your family. Your friends will think we make a great couple. I come with an extended warranty. I’ll always tell you anything you want to know. I don’t tear the tag off the mattress until I get home. I'll often stop to pet the dog outside of the grocery store. I like cats, too. If I write to you it's because I really like you...I don't write to many. I believe no one should be judgmental of others. I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes. I won't swear around you, either. I’ll play silly tricks on you. When you’re sleeping I'll always try to be quiet, but every once in a while I’ll wake you up..... I’ll be the most hassle free person in your life. I'll never leave the engine running while pumping gas. I'll tease you when we’re alone. I never put my fingers in a light socket. I’ll take care of myself better because of you. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door. I’ll save everything you ever give me. I've never been on Americas Most Wanted. You’re safe with me. I always tip the restaurant server. I never do drugs. I treat everyone with respect and kindness. Your weird habits I will find adorable. I’ll always open the door for you. You will find that you sleep better when I am next to you. You won’t be able to get me out of your head. But most of all I will never waste your love.
If you'd like to talk a bit, drop me a note.