It has been said that "A million monkeys hammering on a million typewriters for a million years will eventually write the entire works of Shakespeare." I don't believe that for a minute because for that to be true, you would have to find a way to organize a million single random events. It is possible, however, that a million random events would eventually produce a single desired effect. Take online dating, for example, sooner or later just the right woman at just the right point in time and in just the right mood and on just the right medication will say to herself: "Hey, I think I'd like to get to know this guy". It could happen.
I am an easy going, no drama kind of guy looking for a woman who has a kind heart, a sweet smile, and loves to chat about pretty much anything. I hope you are considerate of other people's feelings and be able to empathize and not be judgmental. I treat each person I meet with kindness and respect and I would like a woman that believes in these same values.
I try to never miss my grandson's sports games. He plays Soccer, Basketball, and Baseball (not all at the same time). I would love a woman that would occasionally enjoy going with me to cheer him on. Current sport: Baseball
I am a Bucs, Red Sox, and I'll say this with a bag over my head...a Braves fan. If my Sox and my Braves were both in the World Series I don't know what I'd do. It would definitely cause a paradox in the space/time continuum.
If you like photography you can see some of mine at SuperShots.AskJeff.US. This page is on my Insurance website and, no, I'm not trying to sell you a policy. I wanted to display them somewhere and this was the easiest place to do it.
So, if you'd like to talk to a guy that is reasonably intelligent, normal, kind and respectful, and will keep the conversation clean, then would a few emails kill ya? :) I'd also like to add that I'm not married or with someone looking for "something on the side". I'm not looking to run your life or move in with you, just share some good times and see if it leads to anything more permanent. PS...if you voted for Trump we probably wouldn't click.
"A boy makes his girl jealous of other women, a man makes other women jealous of his girl." - Unknown
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"We all have two lives. The second one begins when you realize you only have one." - Confucius
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” - Isaac Asimov
"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry." - Abraham Lincoln
"Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it." - George Carlin
"The best relationships are built upon two people in which both feel lucky to have the other." - Me
"Squirrels are just rats with better PR." - Anonymous
"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar." - Unknown
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." - Unknown
"Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone." - Unknown
"Some guys were talking on the subject of boxers vs. briefs. I noticed that those who were wild and footloose liked boxers and those who were more uptight liked briefs. When they asked me, 'Which do you like, boxers or briefs?' I said... 'Depends.'" - Unknown
"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Mahatma Gandhi
"I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody." - Lily Tomlin
"Vous êtes pourquoi des hommes des cavernes ciselés sur des murs."
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Because of my "grandpa duties", I'm not able to relocate. So, in or close to Lakeland, please.