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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | Lakeland Florida | ||
| Details | 57 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aries with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | Jeff One is looking for a relationship. | Education | Some college | ||
| Personality | Free Thinker | Profession | Insurance Agent |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | I do not drink | Do you want children? | No | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | My children are over 18 | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 10 years |
Interests
About Jeff
It has been said that "A million monkeys hammering on a million typewriters for a million years will eventually write the entire works of Shakespeare." I don't believe that for a minute because for that to be true, you would have to find a way to organize a million single random events. It is possible, however, that a million random events would eventually produce a single desired effect. Take online dating, for example, sooner or later just the right woman at just the right point in time and in just the right mood and on just the right medication will say to herself: "Hey, I think I'd like to get to know this guy". It could happen.
I'm an old fashioned romantic that still believes in the old fashioned ways to treat a woman. I don't sweat the small stuff and hope you believe in the same philosophy. I'm looking for my last relationship with an honest, intelligent woman that has a sense of humor as offbeat as mine. She would enjoy discussing the news events of the day or a movie we just watched. I enjoy lively banter and humor and I do have a bit of a sarcastic bone in me, but only in fun.
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Favorite Quotes
"Vous êtes pourquoi des hommes des cavernes ciselés sur des murs."
"Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it." - George Carlin
"A boy makes his girl jealous of other women, a man makes other women jealous of his girl." - Unknown
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things." - Robert Brault
"People who are 'brutally honest' get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty." - Richard J. Needham
"The best relationships are built upon two people in which both feel lucky to have the other." - Me
"Squirrels are just rats with better PR." - Anonymous
"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar." - Unknown
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." - Unknown
"Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone." - Unknown
"Some guys were talking on the subject of boxers vs. briefs. I noticed that those who were wild and footloose liked boxers and those who were more uptight liked briefs. When they asked me, 'Which do you like, boxers or briefs?' I said... 'Depends.'" - Unknown
"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Mahatma Gandhi
"I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody." - Lily Tomlin
"You just know it's going to be a bad day when you write to a gal from the "Will Respond" page and she deletes your mail without even reading it."
“Don’t be content in your life just to do no wrong. Be prepared every day to try to do some good.” - Nicholas Winton
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." - Spock
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Etcetera (Random thoughts, opinions, and facts - in no particular order)
I have a library of somewhere around 1400 movies so if you're the type that likes to cuddle up on the couch and watch a good flick then I'm your guy. :)
I'm looking for a woman that is honest, trustworthy, can carry her end of the conversation and has a sense of humor as crazy as mine. You must have a kind heart that hasn't been embittered by bad men in your past or by POF. You must be considerate of other people and be able to empathize and not be judgmental. I treat each person I meet with kindness and respect and I want a woman that has these same values.
I'd rather concentrate on corresponding with women that are in or near Lakeland, say within 10 to 15 miles. I realize this narrows down the search parameters somewhat but I've tried long distance relationships before and they really don't work well. I also tend to correspond to only one woman at a time. Don't ask me why I do that, I don't know. I realize it's probably not a real good idea since none of us are getting any younger, but I never said I was smart.
OK....one last thing, I promise (really). You could be last month's centerfold but if you think that Rush Limbaugh is the greatest thing since chocolate covered pork rinds then it probably wouldn't work out. Hmmm.....let me think that one over again. Yea, I still have to be true to my convictions.
I'm an old fashioned romantic that still believes in the old fashioned ways to treat a woman. I don't sweat the small stuff and hope you believe in the same philosophy. I'm looking for my last relationship with an honest, intelligent woman that has a sense of humor as offbeat as mine. She would enjoy discussing the news events of the day or a movie we just watched. I enjoy lively banter and humor and I do have a bit of a sarcastic bone in me, but only in fun.
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Favorite Quotes
"Vous êtes pourquoi des hommes des cavernes ciselés sur des murs."
"Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it." - George Carlin
"A boy makes his girl jealous of other women, a man makes other women jealous of his girl." - Unknown
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things." - Robert Brault
"People who are 'brutally honest' get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty." - Richard J. Needham
"The best relationships are built upon two people in which both feel lucky to have the other." - Me
"Squirrels are just rats with better PR." - Anonymous
"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar." - Unknown
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." - Unknown
"Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone." - Unknown
"Some guys were talking on the subject of boxers vs. briefs. I noticed that those who were wild and footloose liked boxers and those who were more uptight liked briefs. When they asked me, 'Which do you like, boxers or briefs?' I said... 'Depends.'" - Unknown
"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Mahatma Gandhi
"I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody." - Lily Tomlin
"You just know it's going to be a bad day when you write to a gal from the "Will Respond" page and she deletes your mail without even reading it."
“Don’t be content in your life just to do no wrong. Be prepared every day to try to do some good.” - Nicholas Winton
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." - Spock
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Etcetera (Random thoughts, opinions, and facts - in no particular order)
I have a library of somewhere around 1400 movies so if you're the type that likes to cuddle up on the couch and watch a good flick then I'm your guy. :)
I'm looking for a woman that is honest, trustworthy, can carry her end of the conversation and has a sense of humor as crazy as mine. You must have a kind heart that hasn't been embittered by bad men in your past or by POF. You must be considerate of other people and be able to empathize and not be judgmental. I treat each person I meet with kindness and respect and I want a woman that has these same values.
I'd rather concentrate on corresponding with women that are in or near Lakeland, say within 10 to 15 miles. I realize this narrows down the search parameters somewhat but I've tried long distance relationships before and they really don't work well. I also tend to correspond to only one woman at a time. Don't ask me why I do that, I don't know. I realize it's probably not a real good idea since none of us are getting any younger, but I never said I was smart.
OK....one last thing, I promise (really). You could be last month's centerfold but if you think that Rush Limbaugh is the greatest thing since chocolate covered pork rinds then it probably wouldn't work out. Hmmm.....let me think that one over again. Yea, I still have to be true to my convictions.
First Date
Please make sure you are emotionally available for a relationship before contacting me. I don't want to get to know you only to find out you're "still in love" with an ex. If you are you shouldn't be on here in the first place!
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My idea for the best first "date" is simply two people that already know each other pretty well doing something we both like to do. If anything romantic emerges from this...great. If not, maybe you can set me up with one of your friends? (Yes....I'm joking).
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My idea for the best first "date" is simply two people that already know each other pretty well doing something we both like to do. If anything romantic emerges from this...great. If not, maybe you can set me up with one of your friends? (Yes....I'm joking).
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