Here's my Resume for all of you that happened to wander across my pics
I'm a quarter century old, If I were a mountain, I'd be a mole hill. If I were a car I'd be a classic.
I know you're reading this now and that's something we'll have in common, I know how to read. Not many guys here can make that claim. Am I Right? I've got more books then I know what to do with. I could do it all day folks. Let's not stop there though. There's more, for a limited time offer I'll even introduce you to my dog and cat Cyrus and Lacy. This is truly a limited time offer because he's 10 and she's 18. They won't be around forever folks so message now and let me introduce you to two of the most amazing pets on the face of the planet. Cyrus has a bladder the size of pinky finger so you just know we'll be going for walks and painting the town yellow.
We're not even at the best part yet. When I'm not out walking the worlds smallest bladder, I'm running. That's right, this man owns shoes and knows how to use them. Make sure to bring something comfortable because when we go running I make it interesting. If I catch you, I get to keep you. If you catch me, I'm all yours. Running not your thing? well guess what, it's not the only thing included in this offer. If you're not convinced I'm the best thing on the market since the old spice guy then keep on fishing. When I fish I use dynamite, because when there's fun involved you bet it's gonna be with a bang.
And I'm out
Oh...big deal here...I come trained...I even put the seat down :p...and the odd weekend I plummit from a few thousand ft for fun :P