I was born at a young age. Hmmm... maybe that is starting a little too far back. Let's see... I am a single father of a extremely creative 12 year old son. That's as good a place as any to start out with.
I enjoy full days of sarcasm, long walks to the kitchen, the frequent game of pool, music of all genre, a good read and a life spent hanging out with my friends.
I am not into sports nor am I into long walks on the beach. I have a thing about sand. My pet peeves include (but are not limited to) the random ringing of bells, appetizers served in prime numbers and referring to the Gulf of Mexico as "the ocean".
I can be brutally honest at times, but tactfully so. My friends are typically, loveable ***holes. A thick skin and a sense of humor are a must.
My special talents include being able to solve a Rubik's Cube in under three minutes and creating the occasional balloon animal.
Have I mentioned that I tend to be sarcastic with a slightly twisted wit? Most of the above items are true but maybe not as ominous as it first appears. Just saying, if this profile sparks you interest then maybe you should send me a message. Who knows... you might just find someone who will make your life a little more interesting.
I am updating my profile a bit... I see that some women on here "know what they want" and "won't settle for less" and make a list of demands that
would only be filled by someone straight out of a romance novel. Well, I have desires as well... so, here it goes:
I want a woman with an accent, preferably British but Australian will also be acceptable.
I want a woman with tattoos, though none with names of previous lovers or Chinese symbols declaring your love of Mongolian Beef.
I want a woman with an appreciation for the lost art of tie dye. It helps if she is hippie, but not the stinky, patchouli wearing type.
She must enjoy meat. Sorry vegan... I'm a carnivore.
Must love prairie dogs.
If you meet these requirements, please apply within. If not and this brought a smile to your face, then go ahead and shoot me an email.