Oh God! Oh God! I just turned 53! Crap! When did I get so old?! AARP won't leave me alone. They keep sending me stuff in the mail. I'm gonna get old, toothless! I might need a walker! I'm gonna have to hang out at the senior center playing mahjong and gin rummy with old people! Quick, I need a drink!
I'm bored! I buy shoes and clothes when I'm bored so right about now I could shod and clothe a small, but very fashionable, village......I might even move on to a new couch. If your out there, hurry up and fall in love with me, keep me busy, because there is a very real possibility that I might have to sell one of my kidneys on line just to pay my bills........
I love that feeling of butterfly's in my stomach when I meet that guy. Your heart thumps in your chest, your pupils dilate, you feel breathless and shy and bold and tongue tied, you feel a goofy grin spread across your face all at the same time. I think it's the best sensation a person can possibly experience.
I would love a man with confidence, independence and a great sense of humor. A man who can be a little silly at times. A man who kisses me at a red light with his hand on my thigh, someone who can laugh at himself when he does or says something kinda dumb. I love a man who will put his hand on the small of my back while we are walking, a man who, when he looks at me, sees me and only me. I love a man who will give me a nice compliment because he knows it will make me happy to hear it. These are some of the things that I love in a man........
A friend told me once that when I talk I do not have a filter. I thought about it for a while and decided that he was right. That's me in a nutshell. No filter. Some peoples mouths literally fall open with surprise when I speak. Or, they look at me with dismay in their eyes.
I am feisty, sarcastic, confident, very extroverted and fun. If I tease you that just means that I like you. That's how I show affection. Not sure why exactly.............. I tend to live in the moment and not think to much on the future. (my 401k plan can attest to that. Damn, I really should put more money into it) This really exasperates some people, so be warned. Sometimes I snort when I laugh, not very ladylike, but there it is. I'm also alittle nuts, not prescription drug or psycho ward nuts, more like daffy behavior and silly faces nuts. Life is pretty damn fun most of the time, so I try to enjoy the moments as much as possible. Small moments, stacked upon one another, make a life........
I love..........my Kindle, wearing nice tight jeans, listening to loud music while driving very fast, going for long drives, eating great food, laughing loudly, Burberry Brit perfume, lemon flavored vodka, intimacy, Saturday afternoon's, "The Hammer of the Gods" Zeppelin! The sunroof in my car, digging my toes into hot sand at the beach, sunny days, wearing a new pair of shoes!
UPDATE: I've bought a couch! This is what I have been reduced to! No love, nobody to keep me busy and my kidney was just put on e-bay....... Ooooops! I gotta go, just got a bid........Hmmm, a man wants to meet me in the park at midnight regarding my kidney, he told me to bring lots of ice. This doesn't sound good.