Non-smoker with Average body type
Orange, California
29 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Other Religion
Caucasian Aquarius with Gray hair
savantwriter Wants a relationship
Associates degree
Writer/Comedian/Therapeutic Specialist

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I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Other Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Other  

About Robert
I HAVE LUPUS. It's a very real thing. No, you can't get it from me. It happened after I had neurological damage from a quad-impact car accident when I got hit by a semi-truck. I don't get to enjoy long walks in sand anymore or basking in the sunlight. I can't hike up mountains or surf like I used to. Some days I wake up in agony with the only joy being that I can show my son I'm going to work despite my pain.

So over three weeks ago I tried a social experiment on here. I used my writing skills to fabricate a profile of the "Perfect Man". He drank casually, had lots of money, swooned over the idea of traveling and was basically a male "Marry Sue". The response was a HUGE influx of "Let's go out", "Help me please!", "Where have you been all my life" and various incarnations of "You're the one for me!".
Then I did the UNTHINKABLE...
I fabricated another profile in the "Gritty Real Dad" manner. He was the equivalent to the defensive, overprotective, goal oriented, Poppa Bear, No-Nonsense, Straight Edge, Penny Pinching, Realistic, Honest-man. The response was SILENCE from most contacted people. Some would get offended and block while others would offer a short posted reply without any punctuation. It was all pretty eye-opening.

So here is the TRUTH:
Firstly, my income is a clever joke because I only net about 4k a month that gets redistributed into the company and paying for bills. It's a clever ruse though because I often watch the Gold Diggers do BARREL ROLLS.
In the end it's PERFECT Material for my stand up routine at comedy clubs and conventions. I myself, as a person, am pretty laid back. I'm building up multiple projects for income while working 6 days a week and spending my time either enjoying my life relaxing or working on one of the projects. I'm pretty tight on money with all my responsibilities. I love cooking, grilling, grilling at the beach, people watching at clubs (honestly, watching guys try to pick up gals who are there JUST to have fun and dance is hilarious), Tabletop Gaming, "Video Games" (I can't say that with a straight face..ever), Movie watching and analyzing film, and reading/writing new content for the Intellectual Folks. My son is amazing. That is all.

There is a lot that can be explained by my website:

First Date
A trip to the Irvine Spectrum, a walk around "The Block", maybe a dinner and film somewhere. That's for SURE!). I've always found mini golf and community arcades/entertainment parks a blast. Knott's Berry Farm is great too- not too themed out and not too commercial.

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