A word of warning.. I am a comedian. I do Improv and Stand up. If you wear gloshes and "hang out in Hollywood" you are not an actor. If you take nudy down angle shots and send them on your cell phone to random people you are NOT a model. If you have an INSTAGRAM you are NOT a glamor queen. I've gone about mocking those seeking "I. Encounters" and in turn have been unable to send messages to worthy people...but I assure you that the replies I got back were so knee-slapping funny I have to say they're almost worth it.
Next..is me cooking:
"Who want's to be KING when the only one that may speak the truth is the JESTER!"
Let's get one thing right here...
"I'm The Doctor."
"I'm a Wizard."
"I'm a Jedi like my father before me."
"I'm Q, as in a Q, of the Q continuum."
"I'm not afraid of the Cylon."
"Pandas, that's what we get!"
This profile was originally "Hi, would you like to be my friend?" and it has somehow morphed into what you read now.
Why a short profile?
Because I feel I've got all of my interests down. PoF is pretty much set with that information. I could go on about my history or some sort of silly "What I'm looking for" but all of it comes down to a friend that could someday be a match:
The worst that can happen is someone isn't interested in friendship.
The best that can happen is that somehow someone here is a possible match out of BILLIONS of beings on this planet.
This is my Youtube: http://youtu.be/FL-GWSUY-v8
I think....friendship is magic.
My name is Robert...what's yours?
If you do not know what a "RPG" is when talking about "Intellectual Culture", don't understand/like the movie "The 5th Element" (A hint: the 5th Element is love), and can't name at least 1 of the Power Puff Girls...you are currently IN OVER YOUR HEAD.
The last date I went on the gal screamed:
"THERE BE DRAGONS HERE!"
Then all was silent... guess she wasn't ready to meet my friends at a REAL Goth Club.
A trip to the Irvine Spectrum, a Walk around "The Block", maybe a dutch dinner and film somewhere. I've always found mini golf and community arcades/entertainment parks a blast. Knott's Berry Farm is great too- not too themed out and not too commercial.
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