DanielleMeow: I love the smell of napalm in the morning
About
Smokes Often with Average body type
City
Tel aviv, Florida
Details
25 year old Female, 5' 8" (173cm), Jewish
Ethnicity
Other Ethnicity Libra with Brown
Intent
DanielleMeow is looking for a relationship.
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
Flight attandant, pastry chef, pin up model


dating
Feb 2015






I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Hebrew  



About God
You could buy my world with a bag of cotton-candy pop rocks and a ticket to Disneyland

Many people have complained about the novel I call profile.
So, I figured out its about time I will re-write that damn thing.
so I poured myself some Jack, set the LP player on Mr. JJ Cale, and I hope that this time I will do a better job. I dont promise anything though, as I am a girl and well... that's only an excuse to why I talk a lot.

I will start off with an apology. If you come across any grammar or spelling mistake- please let me know, as English is only my second language - and though I strive to speak it the best I can, I sometimes fail to complete this task.
However - and I dont mean to sound ****y - I do believe a person should respect their legacy and language - and if my English tends to be better than yours [giving this is your mother tongue] I would most likely wouldn't like to engage a conversation with you.

Boring info
My name is Danielle
I am 25 years of age.
I live in tel aviv, I work as a flight attendant, I commute to NYC and Los Angeles.
My official occupation is pastry chef [my cooking skill is so good it gained me a stalker once :) ]
I study now for some boring exams, and hopefully next year Ill start school for Buissness and Far East.
I served the Israeli Air Force as a basic training commander/ control officer [wasnt really an officer, go figure]

Less Boring Info
I drink only jack Daniels, and only straight up. Oh and Guinness. and wine . and Jameson. and side cars... [oh well. I guess I dont drink only jack]
I was drunk only once during my life. As much as I love drinking, I hate headaches more, and I refuse to look like a moron [unintentionally I mean]
I love making fun of friends and random people
Sing all the time [although others hate that, I am horrible]
and I have the most ridicolous accent you have ever heard in your life. I think that 2 years after my cousin still making fun of me for saying shrimps instead of shrimp.



Things that make me unique:
*I can't ride bicycles. and no, you can't teach me how to do
it.

*I'm afraid of clowns, which leads me to dislike redheads [so if
you look like Ronald MacDonald... sorry =[ ]

* 2010 was the first time in my life I've seen it
snowing [or at least remember of seeing snow falling from the sky]

* I am an autodidact

* My grammar sucks, but it sounds cute with my accent

* I am allergic to cinnamon [and a pastry chef...go figure]

* I think that Al Bundy should be on a 100 dollar bill

* I'm fun =]

* I make people fat, Booya!

Art I love:

Books: Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, The little Prince, Animal Farm, 1984, We the living, memories of a geisha, through the looking glass, The Bell Jar, The Princess Bride, Poor People, Crime and Punishment ,The Metamorphosis ... and much more.

Films: Fight Club, Taxi Driver,The Godfather [pt. 1&2], Good Fellas, Scarface, The good the bad and the ugly, rear window, some like it hot, Irma la douce, Cinema Paradiso, Once upon a time in America, Full Metal Jacket,Dogville, Breaking the waves, Funny games, The 7th continent, A clockwork orange, The Princess Bride, and much much much more.

Directors: Michael Haneke, Lars Von Treir, Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock,Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Cohen Brothers, Pedro Almodóvar , Sergio Leone Billy Wilder and Mel Brooks.

Music: Queen, Pink Floyd, Tracy Chapman, JJ Cale, Eric Clapton, Led Zep, Deep Purple, Aretha Franklin, Elton John, Rachmaninoff, yes, RHCP, Ray Charles, Sting, David Bowie, Jose Feliciano, Al Dimeola, Paco DeLucia, Santana, Guns and roses, Conway Twitty, Luke Bryan, Sinead O'Connor, Randy Crawford, Annie Lenox, Balkan Beat Box, Hadag Nachash, Asaf Avidan, BB King, Die antwoord, lake street dive, snoop dog, byonce, foo fighters ...and more.

VERY IMPORTANT:
If you wonder why I don't reply to you:

- You keep misspelling the words "You", "Are" and "Why"
-You don't know the difference between "You're" and "Your"
- You're boring
- Your message contains less than 5 words.
- Your message express how much you love
my private areas or how much you would love to test my Reproductive
system.
- I don't find you attractive
- You can't legally drink beer in the United States of America.
- your profile and/or your message made you sound like a douche.

And seriously guys - we girls love them gentlemen. If you can't act like one, don't even bother.



Check out my modeling page /// https://www.facebook.com/DanielleRaeOfficial

So long, and thank you for the fish!

First Date
Anything that is fun, original and involves lot's of laughter in the air.
Like finding random elders and help them cross the street [even if they don't want to]


Gifts Received

Mail Settings
To send a message to DanielleMeow you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 23 and 40.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married