New to the area, and I need a tour guide.
Right now my hobbies are limited because of full time work and school; but when I have time I like to work on my old house, ride my motorcycle, travel, cook, read, movie critic, and certified news junkie.
The "Duckface" is the female equivalent to the shirtless mirror pic.
I've been told that I'm a pretty funny guy, and can be the life of the party. But every comic is just sharing his pain with others so everyone can laugh.
Someone needs to invent a sarcasm font. Or maybe it but be italicized to the left rather than to the right.
Can't figure out why people on here put "about average", when they are clearly overweight. Sorry, but the cold hard truth is that a healthy body is a good indicator of a healthy mind.
What's the deal with girls on here wanting to go mudding on a first date? I mean, that was cool when you were 16, but 26? Also, The first time meeting someone you are going to go out in the woods mudding with them? Sounds like the start of a DATELINE investigative report that ends with a disappearance or murder.
First time meeting would probably be for coffee or a drink in the late afternoon to early evening to get to know each other. Next would be a Nice dinner at a local establishment. I eat at chain restaurants for lunch, and would rather experience the local color and flavor. That way we could enjoy each others company and conversation.
“You show me a truly funny girl who doesn’t have emotional issues, and I’ll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.”