mtdtek11: Plenty of fish in the sea? Still holding my rod!
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Winchestertonfieldville, Montana
Details
31 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Capricorn with Blonde hair
Intent
mtdtek11 Actively seeking a relationship
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Crafty
Profession
Forestry Tech/Paramedic/Student


dating
My daughter and me.






I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About D
I asked some friends to describe me with one word. They all said supercalifragilisticexpialidocious... Whatever that means. NOW, about me. I'm always drinking water out of other people's sinks. I make my own pillows with dryer lint. I've created the worlds 984th largest rubber band ball. I'm going to school to be a sex therapist for animals. I was a semi-professional sperm doner for 540 days. I have an abnormally large collection of mismatched left socks and chap stick. I plan on living to be at least 117 years old. My family wanted to know why I want buried and not cremated. Simple question to answer that. Have you ever seen a cremated person turn into a zombie? EXACTLY! Next topic... Like all guys, I enjoy urinating all over everything; you're thinking, "ewww, gross"... Yes, I can read minds. But I would like to get serious for a minute. Why are long walks on the beach "romantic?" Walking in sand is a lot of hard work, then sand gets in your shoes or sticks to your feet, then that sand will need vacuumed out of your car, and you will need to take a bath, then wash the sand out of the bath tub. NOT MY IDEA OF ROMANTIC! You know I'm right! I'm very picky about what I'm looking for, if you aren't over 12 feet tall and 1,554 pounds, don't message me. Unless you think you have some other equally charming qualities. If you like what you are reading, let's get married!

First Date
Latex body paint, shuffleboard and hand cuffs. Bungy cords and popcorn. Unicorns and Waffles.


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