If you find "That's what she said" jokes a bit immature, keep reading. If you can still laugh at them from time to time then definitely send me a message. I have a wide ranging sense of humor and will put you in awkward situations to get you to laugh. There isn't much I won't do to put a smile on your face. However, I do know when to turn it off n on. As much as I like being silly, I also like to just relax and enjoy a quite night on the couch just cuddling with my girl. Alex Fun Fact: As you can see by my pictures, I'm an avid Baseball fan and on a mission to ivisit all 30 MLB Ballparks to collect a Mini Bat from every team. I have 6 so far. I want my next one to be in Arizona, feel like taking a road trip with me.
Couple things that will discourage me from either sending you a message or responding to yours. If you place #'s on platforms where it does not apply, GTFO!!!! Something tells me we won't get along very well. Even worse is when folks hash tag every individual word when posting. STOP IT!!!
If you're still reading this then I encourage you to write to me but please have something to say other than just hi, put a little thought into it please. At the very least, include an entire sentence. And one last thing, know the difference between your and you're. Nothing's worse than opening a message that simply reads "Your hot". Let me tell you something ladies, that's a huge boner killer.
I’m guessing originality counts here so how’s this: We’ll start off pretty early in the AM in the California Mountains for some hiking, breakfast/picnic and maybe some Grizzly Bear hunting. If you’re not into that sort of thing then we’ll try to hug a few and see how well that goes. In the Afternoon we’ll head over to the Rocky Mountains of Colorado for a relaxing, chill and easy mid day run on the slopes. What’s that you say? You don’t like falling? Trust me, the snow there is like you tripped on your fav fluffy stuffed animal and landed in a sea of pillows that are stuffed with clouds instead of feathers. For the evening, we’ll take a helicopter ride around New York City followed by candle lit dinner on the torch of the Statue of Liberty. Of course, no date would be complete without a “Wonder Years” moment where I awkwardly attempt to kiss you goodnight which will ultimately result in a pity kiss on the cheek, lame hand shake or graceless “Bro” hug (You know, the type with the two taps on the back). Then I’ll head home wondering if I should call you right away or wait a couple days.