About Me
I'm tall. I am a great hugger and a world class cuddler. I party like its 1999. Never a dull moment when I'm around. I put pep in your step. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I shower daily. My razor never gets dull. I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it the same day. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I know the exact location of every item in the store. Panhandlers give me money. I climbed to the top of Mount Rushmore to get my Christmas tree. If I were to tell you to have a good day... you would. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I am ready to try anything... except Chinese food or sushi. I'm a real go-getta. I only sleep once a day. Basically... I ROCK.