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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | Coquitlam British Columbia | ||
| Details | 29 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | grobi is looking for a relationship. | Education | Associates degree | ||
| Personality | Free Thinker | Profession | Golf Pro |
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With one of my students after a lesson...
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Green | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 3 years |
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About Me
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
I'm quite a lucky guy really... I have amazing friends and family, live in an amazing city, and I have a career that I love and am passionate about. Not many people get to say that. I'm busy, but I try to make time for people and things that matter. I have my faults, as everyone does, but that shouldn't matter, that's just me.
Things that make me me:
I am 6 feet tall when standing, usually much shorter when sitting
I own 5 sets of golf clubs, and no you can't borrow them
I have counted to infinity twice - once was by accident
Chuck Norris and I have similar beards - as well as a few other similarities
I know the last digit of pi, and I am not going to tell you
If you tickle me, I WILL tickle you back
I have plans to be both a Therapist and an Analyst - the worlds first Anal-Rapist
My father is of average height
I have played 180 holes of golf (10 rounds) in one day - it was for charity, raised over $5,000 for ALS.
My mother is also of average height
I have auditioned for the Blue Man Group - they liked my style, but I didn't like theirs, quite pretentious really
When I'm driving and it starts to rain, I usually turn on my windshield wipers
I sleep, on average, once a day
My favourite number is 52
All pictures of me are when I was younger
I enjoy bottle rockets to the full extent of the law
My middle name is the same as my Grandfathers first name
It erks me when a bartender / server pours my Guinness wrong
Mike Ditka wishes he could be me - he also has a hat with my name on it
I know what makes a good bowl of pho good
I can read backwards better than you
I have a hero - if you are worthy, I will introduce you to him
I have eaten an entire bag of Hickory Sticks one stick at a time
I invented Balderdash
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As you can tell I have a good sense of humour and a GREAT story to tell. Now I just have to share it with someone... If you're Claire Dunphy, I'll be your Phil. Cheers :)
I'm quite a lucky guy really... I have amazing friends and family, live in an amazing city, and I have a career that I love and am passionate about. Not many people get to say that. I'm busy, but I try to make time for people and things that matter. I have my faults, as everyone does, but that shouldn't matter, that's just me.
Things that make me me:
I am 6 feet tall when standing, usually much shorter when sitting
I own 5 sets of golf clubs, and no you can't borrow them
I have counted to infinity twice - once was by accident
Chuck Norris and I have similar beards - as well as a few other similarities
I know the last digit of pi, and I am not going to tell you
If you tickle me, I WILL tickle you back
I have plans to be both a Therapist and an Analyst - the worlds first Anal-Rapist
My father is of average height
I have played 180 holes of golf (10 rounds) in one day - it was for charity, raised over $5,000 for ALS.
My mother is also of average height
I have auditioned for the Blue Man Group - they liked my style, but I didn't like theirs, quite pretentious really
When I'm driving and it starts to rain, I usually turn on my windshield wipers
I sleep, on average, once a day
My favourite number is 52
All pictures of me are when I was younger
I enjoy bottle rockets to the full extent of the law
My middle name is the same as my Grandfathers first name
It erks me when a bartender / server pours my Guinness wrong
Mike Ditka wishes he could be me - he also has a hat with my name on it
I know what makes a good bowl of pho good
I can read backwards better than you
I have a hero - if you are worthy, I will introduce you to him
I have eaten an entire bag of Hickory Sticks one stick at a time
I invented Balderdash
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As you can tell I have a good sense of humour and a GREAT story to tell. Now I just have to share it with someone... If you're Claire Dunphy, I'll be your Phil. Cheers :)
First Date
Eat a bag of Hickory Sticks one stick at a time while watching YouTube videos... throw in a Guinness or two as well...
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