Thanks for stopping by, how are you? Don’t know about you but I am getting way too fond of my own company! I have been on and off OKC/POF for about three years now with various degrees of success. I have met some really nice guys who sadly I just did not click with. I have also met a few seriously scary individuals, more than one of whom I fully expect to see on the news at any time...By the way if you think my profile is too long and you cannot be bothered to read it all please do not contact me to tell me! Because if you are not interested in what I have to say, why the hell should I give a fudge what you have to say?
People who swear are more honest….I swear a lot.
I am studying for an AA at community college and I will graduate in 2015. Okay, so I was too freakin’ busy having fun in my twenties to go to school, judge me not!! I have my two wonderful, super smart children every other day. Yes, I know that is unusual but take note, I am not a big fan of doing what everyone else thinks is right. I do what is right for me and my children. My ex and I agree and our kids want to keep things this way but we are amenable to changing the schedule occasionally for vacations and social events should either of us require it. I am also renovating my house at the moment, slowly but all by myself including plumbing, decorating, woodwork and electrical.
This means I am a very busy woman and am therefore looking for a very special individual. I am not looking to date dozens of men. I am looking to find the right one. So I apologize if I sound picky or prejudiced but I really do not have the time to waste going on bad dates with guys I know I will not get along with. I am no shy, retiring violet; I am an independent woman with places to go and things to say. I am looking for an equal partner, someone as smart as me, someone as sharp witted, maybe a little sarcastic and as comfortable with themselves as I am with myself. If you are looking for a brainless housekeeper move along there. I am interested in finding someone with comparable/compatible views and interests, someone willing to try new things to. Please do not think I am a damsel in distress looking to be rescued because I am not. Most importantly I am looking for someone with nothing to hide, who wants a monogamous, permanent relationship. If we find one another attractive, can make one another laugh (which is mandatory for me) and we can agree on some of the major issues in life then you never knew what might happen...
Are you tired and weary? Only another two paragraphs to go, come on, you can do it?
Health wise, I am trying to eat reasonably healthily and keep my weight down but I admit it is a struggle. I could do with getting more exercise but I would rather not go to a gym. So if you like to walk or hike and would not mind me holding you back for a bit until I catch up to your level that would be great. I have been known to run and cycle (very slowly) but I have not done either in about two years. I did enjoy lifting weights at one time to.
So, if you have hobbies other than sitting naked, shouting at the television while you ping your beer bottle caps at the screen then drop me a line. I promise to always shave my legs, if you shave the middle of your uni-brow. If you know the difference between there, their and there, go on, see if you can make me laugh! I always respond to intelligent thoughtful messages, especially those with more than one word?. If you can think of one word that is thoughtful, intelligent and makes me laugh I will run away with you tomorrow ;)
Hmm, probably coffee, somewhere public just to check you out, to make sure you are relatively sane and as non axe murderer-like as possible..... that your head doesn't zip up the back. etc:).