Let's see... I'm looking for a tall, Hispanic or white, dorkyish, and funny guy with nice teeth! Ha ha ha... No, but seriously!
I always smell good, so should you!
Good hygiene is crucial, people!
I'm out here making the world a better place... Exploring is my passion, teaching is my calling, and cooking delicious food gets me everywhere! Join me! :)
Grammar, grammar, grammar... It's important!! Please don't be stupid...
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs! You drinking is fine.... Smoking is yucky... And say NO to drugs!