Let's see... I'm looking for a tall, white, dorkyish, and funny guy with nice teeth! Ha ha ha... No, but seriously!
Grammar, grammar, grammar... It's important!! Please don't be stupid...
I'm not looking for a booty call... No, you won't be the exception. Seriously... You won't.
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs! You drinking is fine.... Smoking is yucky... And I don't even know what to say about drugs... Say NO to drugs, people!!
Most commonly used pickup lines:
"By the Grace of God... Body of a goddess"
"Can I spoil you and treat you like the queen you are?"