I try to find humor in everything, hence what you're about to read. I've been called the tall, dark, handsome, strong, silent type. Born in California and moved here when I was ten. Working in a butcher shop. It's like a morbid pet store. I try to be the type of guy that every women says they want, a gentleman. Most women associate gentlemen with wuss, but I know when to be the man too. I'm not perfect by any definition, but I give it my all to be debonaire for a lady. You could call me the romantic type. I'm pretty cool in an average kind of way. If you're looking for a sad cowboy with a Porsche, I'm not it. Hobbies include music production, video games. I can spend hours messing with Ableton. My prized possessions include my Roland Gaia, KP3, Kaossilator Pro, KPQuad, my guitar (Melody), and my bass (Persephone).
Things I'm good with: I’m sarcastic as all hell. I don't like to toot my own horn and say I'm good at anything. If I'm good at something, someone else can tell me. I've been told I'm a good singer. I strongly disagree, but I love to do it anyway. Standardized tests? Video games? Acting like I'm busy at work so nobody bothers me? I can do a wicked Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. Writing is my forte, although I don't really do a whole lot of it anymore. I'm the jerk who set the curve in your high school English class. Sorry.
The first things people usually notice about me: I've never asked so I don't know. Face? Eyes? Teeth? A lot of people usually tell me I look like other people. Some of which I could see while others are a little off I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food: This one I can do but it's going to take some serious time and effort.
Books: Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Stand, The Game, Catcher in the Rye. There are plenty more.
Movies: Jurassic Park, Dumb & Dumber, Independence Day, Zombieland, some others. I don't watch a lot of movies by myself because I have a hard time sitting still for 120+ minutes. I'm not above a romantic comedy with someone special though.
Shows: 30 Rock, Lost, Seinfeld. More to come.
Music: I love music. I'm one of those chumps who are keeping the CD industry alive. I don't want to be the guy who says "Everything" but I really do listen to a lot. Here's some. More to come when I give a damn. 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds to Mars, AFI, All American Rejects, Alice In Chains, Andrew W.K., Army of Anyone, Ash, Audioslave, Automatic Black, Baths, Bayside, Billy Talent, Black Keys, Blaqk Audio, blink-182, Bon Jovi, Brand New, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Candlebox, Cheap Trick, Coheed and Cambria, Creed, Crossfade, The Cure, Daft Punk, Deftones, Def Leppard, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dio, Dirty Sweet, Disturbed, Dropkick Murphys, Dropping Daylight, Evanescence, Faith No More, Faunts, Filter, Foo Fighters, The Format, Good Charlotte, The Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Guns n' Roses, GWAR, H.I.M., The Higher, Hollywood Undead, How To Destroy Angels, If You're Lucky, Iggy and the Stooges, Ima Robot, Incubus, In Flames, Innerpartysystem, Jack's Mannequin, Jane's Addiction, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, Kingdom of Sorrow, KISS, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Mad Season, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Matchbox 20, The Matches, Mayday Parade, Meat Puppets, Meg & Dia, Metallica, Mew, Modest Mouse, Mother Love Bone, Mötley Crüe, Motörhead, Muse, Mute Math, MxPx, My Chemical Romance, Nickleback, The Nightwatchman, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Oasis, P.O.D., Pantera, Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Plain White T's, The Protomen, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, The Ramones, The Rasmus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, Rush, Saosin, She Wants Revenge, Silversun Pickups, The Sleeping, The Smashing Pumpkins, Something Corporate, Soul Asylum, Soundgarden, Staind, Stereophonics, Stone Temple Pilots, Story of the Year, Taking Back Sunday, Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace, Thursday, Temple of the Dog, Trapt, Ultraspank, The Used, The White Stripes, White Zombie, Yellowcard. A lot of 90's one hit wonders I probably won't get around to naming... There's a ton more but this is just what I ripped off the old myspace account. Remember that? Nowadays I stick more to electronic.
Food: Food in general is my favorite.
The six things I could never do without: Education, Music, Wikipedia, Daft Punk's Discovery, electronic gadgets, thumbs.
The six things I could extremely do without: Reno NV, Tomatoes, Penis enlargement ads, The Dixie Chicks, The Twilight Saga, Zombies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about: The most random things you have ever dreamed of. Whatever happened to Crystal Pepsi? What exactly is Baconnaise? Does anybody not love Morgan Freeman?
On a typical Friday night I am: Hanging with friends? That or staying home because I work Saturdays. I don't really have a typical. I do what I'm doing when and where I'm doing it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit: I once won a skydiving competition by jumping naked from the plane in a dream. I act like I'm not shy because I'm extremely shy. I have an OCD about playing pool on tables with anything other than green felt. It just feels wrong. I've been kicked out of a major metropolitan city (silly story).