About Me
Let me be straightforward with you:
- If our senses of humor are at least a little close, there's a very good chance I'll make you laugh. Heartily
- Like to smoke weed? Me too! Let's watch Adventure Time while we do it.
- I have a steady job, and a car, and I don't live with my parents. I also have two cats.
- I won't murder you in your sleep, or treat you like an ***hole.
- I'll be there to listen when you need someone to listen. I don't care what it is about.
- I will treat you with respect, open doors for you, and when you leave for the evening, I'll make sure you get to your car safely.
- I am a nerd. I like to play video games on my computer with my friends. It does not define me.
- Charles Bukowski makes me cry.
- I'm obsessed with Led Zeppelin.
- I could talk for hours and hours about my ideal house and where I'd ultimately like to live.
- In case you missed it, I have a tattoo. I plan on getting a few more.
Is that enough? If it is, send me a message. If it isn't, send me one anyway because there's so, so much more.