I like long walks on the beach, I love to laugh, I work hard and play harder......blah, blah, blah. BOOORRRIIINNNGGG!
If you've been on this site for more than 5 minutes then you've read these exact quotes more times than the high school lunch lady sneezed on your cold, grease soaked pizza. If your looking for something different then you looked in the right place. I ****ing hate walks on the beach.
First a little about me. I'm an ***hole. Well that about sums it up. I hate my family. The abandoned me at the age of three to be raised by a pack of baboons in Ethiopia. Watch out, I'm still deadly accurate with a handfull of poop. I love my friends tho, I keep them all locked in the cellar so we can have tea parties whenever we want. I used to work at a bookstore before they fired me for putting all the "Caution wet floor" signs around the Fifty Shades of Grey display. I'm not a gentleman in any way. Holding doors open for you? I'm more likely to trip you on the way thru and then point and giggle. Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).
The site says to focus on a few important topics so as to increase my potential for responses so let me address each one. Here we go.
1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit
4. Your taste in music – Hanson, Milli Vinilli, Insane Clown Posse.
Well that about sums it up. Ok ladies, I'll be waiting for your emails.... Go!
Seriously tho, a person could write whatever they wanted on these profiles. I could say I'm a former Mr Universe, next in line for the popehood, that I invented the Internet (thank you Al Gore by the way). You really will never know who a person is until you talk to them. From my experience none of you ACTUALLY read any of this in the first place. I apologise if I sound like an ass but I'm starting to believe this site is pretty much nothing but an ego trip for women anyway. For those of you that want to prove me wrong the standards of sending a message work both ways. I DO read a profile first and come up with an INTELLIGENT response. Please don't send something lame like "hi" I won't respond. I need a women with a brain that can challenge me, not some ditz that can just look pretty on my arm.