NEW TO DENVER
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I'm a bacon-wrapped enigma inside of a jalapeño stuffed enigma!! (Mmmm-mmmm tasty right?!)
Positive and Optimistic.
Goofy and Driven.
Healthy and Fit.
Athletic and Active
Affectionate & Passionate.
Blunt, Honest, and a Communicator.
I'm not lying about my height, I am 6'-4" ...without shoes.
Feel free to wear your tallest, sexiest heels!
Salt and pepper hair. Fair warning, its dead sexy.
Freak in all the right ways... (you should be too).
A little nerdy, vast sense of humor, and occasionally very sarcastic.
Why am I on here? Why am I single?
1) New to Denver and want to meet new people.
2) I'm picky. Not going to settle unless there is a mutual, intense connection on multiple levels.
3) I travel frequently and want to maximize the time I have available. Chasing your a*** around a bar would be inefficient.
I’m looking for an active/athletic/fit, confident girl with a good sense of humor, who likes to have fun in any situation. Great chemistry is as important as being able to have deep conversations. I really value a great sense of humor, easy-going personalities, loyalty, honestly and trust. I'm attracted to driven, independent, creative, funny, outgoing women who have plenty of their own interests, passions, and hobbies. If you ski or snowboard, bonus points for you.
Lastly, please be cool... don't get your panties in a bunch over nothing.
WOW!! You're still reading this!
Kinda into me, eh? ;-)
-- HOT ACTION COP --
If you have read this far, you should probably send me a message already.
What are you waiting for? DO IT! "Do it now!" (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)
To help your shy-arse out, I've written an awesome script you can copy and paste into your message to me since the initial message can be awkward or you just don't have time to write.
I think you are effing awesome and super duper hot. I'm awesome and super duper sexy and think we could have an awesome time together. It would be really awesome if we could find a time to meet up for drinks and talk about awesome stuff.
You rock, I rock, let's do this cuuzzzz... I totally want you.
(insert name here)
YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME
If you understand that I don't take these profiles too seriously and I intentionally over use the word awesome. You have enough confidence, personality, and initiative to reach out. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Take your sunglasses off. I want to see your eyes... to make sure you aren't cross-eyed or that you aren't a demon... unless you're in the sack, then bonus points!
"HOW ARE YOU?"
Yes, I get this generic question often, so I'll tell you now...
"I'm awesome." Now you know.
I have references.
I'm a "domestic" travel expert, mostly business related. I travel about 25-50% of the time. Went to Alaska in August, and going to Africa on Thanksgiving.
I'm passionate about cooking healthy foods at home, but I also enjoy...
Sushi. Thai. Pizza. Greek. Mexican. Indian. Italian. Seafood. Japanese. Chinese. Steaks. Pizza. Bacon. Vodka.
EDM. Dubstep. Alternative Rock. Hip Hop/Rap.
Favorites: Deftones, TOOL, The Neighborhood, Joy Formidable, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Chevelle, Chvrches, Grunge rock, Drake, 30 Seconds to Mars, Odesa
Superbad. Old School. Snatch. Memento. The Day. Inception. Documentaries!
Workaholics. Family Guy. Tosh.0. Sports. NFL. X-Games. Soccer. Breaking Bad. True Detective.
"Secret Power of Intention" - Dr. Wayne Dyer
"The Power" - Rhonda Byrne
"The 4-Hour Work Week" - Timothy Ferriss
"Dirty Wars" - Jeremy Scahill
"Bubble of American Supremacy" - George Soros
"Good to Great" - Jim Collins
"The Four Agreements" - don Miguel Ruiz
"50 Shades of Blah" - E.L. James
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS
"HOW ARE YOU?"
Yes, I get this question often, so I'll tell you now... "I'm awesome." Always awesome. I have references.
Spare asking me the question with no thought or effort, when there are many things to comment or ask me about in my profile or in my pictures.
NOT LOOKING FOR 1 NIGHT STANDS
After reading a number of profiles, it's obvious this POF site is plagued with little boys who only care about getting their little dix wet. It's pathetic really. I have no interest in bland, boring hookups or 1 night stands.
I prefer multiple nights and/or months/years of intense passion & adventure. I believe that's called a relationship, or various types of relationships. I'm not against sparks that start instant fires, but I've got to figure out if I even like you before I'm willing to risk dealing with a "stage 5 clinger"!
ABOUT YOUR PHOTOS
We all know girls have a buuuuzzilion photos from parties, concerts, sporting events, vacations, girls night out, selfies, duck faces (weird, yet works for a few of you) that you post on Facebook and Instagram. Yet you can't seem to find more than 2 non-blurry pictures for POF. Its not that guys want to gawk at you... wait, yes we do.. but we at least need to see enough pictures that we get a sense of who you are, what you do, and so we could pick you out of a crowded bar without guessing if that's you plus or minus 30 pounds and 3 hair color changes.
DEAR IMPATIENT GIRLS
My life does not revolve around this site (nor should yours), and I'm a very busy guy, with a busy life, career, hobbies, moving, unpacking, etc... and even though POF might list me as "online" I am probably not, or its just running in the background of my phone.
Therefore... There is no need to send snappy or negative message because you are all butthurt that I didn't respond to your message within 30 minutes of you sending it. I do appreciate you weeding yourself out of consideration with such responses, as I am not attracted to insecurity or irrational behavior.
Since I'm new to Denver I'm up for meeting new people in general. If you are out with a group of friends let's meet up. Low pressure, and multiple people to talk with, etc. If we want to sneak off later to talk more privately we can, or just have a good time hanging out.
Start with a drink to see if there's any click/chemistry then go from there by extending it into a real date, or scheduling a real date.
If we don't click, no big deal, not everyone does… and we haven't wasted all that much time finding out.