UPDATE: New to Denver!
Looking to meet fun, active, social people!
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I'm a bacon-wrapped enigma inside of a jalapeño stuffed enigma!! (Mmmm-mmmm tasty right?!)
Adventurous. Athletic, Affectionate. Positive. Passionate. Driven. Goofy. Communicator. Freak in all the right ways... (you should be too). A little nerdy, vast sense of humor, and occasionally very sarcastic.
I'm not lying about my height, I am 6'-4" ...without shoes.
Feel free to wear your tallest, sexiest heels!
Salt and pepper hair. Fair warning, its dead sexy.
Born and Raised in Indiana. Midwestern roots and values.
I have vampire teeth.
I like to iron (weird, right?), and cook (time permitting).
Why am I on here? Why am I single?
1) I just moved to a new State (CO) and want to meet new people.
2) I'll admit I'm picky. Not going to settle unless there is a mutual, intense connection, on many levels.
3) I have a life filled with adventure, travel and activities. I'm ready to meet someone incredible and ultimately start something meaningful and longterm...
I work from home (or from anywhere) and I travel often (weekly, domestic). Don't be afraid to fly, I also have a companion pass that needs someone's name on it (hint hint).
Cities I frequent: San Francisco/MV/SJ/SC, NYC, Denver, Salt Lake City, Toronto, Columbus OH, Dallas.
Upcoming Trips: Alaska. Andora. Africa.
I’m looking for an active/athletic/fit, confident girl with a good sense of humor, who likes to have fun in any situation. I definitely prefer sexy and sweet over attitude and arrogance. Great chemistry is as important as being able to have deep conversations. I really value a great sense of humor, easy-going personalities, loyalty, honestly and trust. I'm attracted to driven, POSITIVE, independent, creative, funny, outgoing women who have plenty of their own interests, passions, and hobbies.
If you ski or snowboard, then that's a huge advantage for you so you see me more in the winter.
Lastly, please be cool... don't get your undies in a bunch over nothing.
WOW!! You're still reading this!
Kinda into me, eh? ;-)
Sushi. Thai. Pizza. Greek. Mexican. Indian. Italian. Seafood. Japanese. Chinese. Steaks. Pizza. Bacon. Cereal. Vodka.
EDM. Dubstep. Alternative Rock. Hip Hop/Rap.
Favorites: Deftones, TOOL, The Neighborhood, Joy Formidable, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Chevelle, Chvrches, Hardwell, Grunge rock, Drake, 30 Seconds to Mars
Superbad. Old School. Snatch. Memento. The Day. Inception. Documentaries!
Workaholics. Family Guy. Tosh.0. Sports. NFL. X-Games. Soccer. Hockey.
"The 4-Hour Work Week" - Timothy Ferriss
"Dirty Wars" - Jeremy Scahill
"Bubble of American Supremacy" - George Soros
"Good to Great" - Jim Collins
"The Four Agreements" - don Miguel Ruiz
"Secret Power of Intention" - Dr. Wayne Dyer
"The Power" - Rhonda Byrne
"50 Shades of Blah" - E.L. James
Many many more.
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If you have read this far, you should probably send me a message already.
What are you waiting for? DO IT! "Do it now!" (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)
To help your shy-arse out, I've written an awesome script you can copy and paste into your message to me:
Hi! My name is (Insert name here).
I think you are effing awesome and super duper hot. I'm awesome and super duper sexy and think we could have an awesome time together. It would be really awesome if we could find a time to meet up for drinks and talk about awesome stuff.
You rock, I rock, let's do this cuuzzzz... I totally want you.
(insert name here)
YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME
If you understand that I don't take these profiles too seriously and I intentionally over use the word awesome. I've written enough you should get a sense of my lifestyle, what I like and if we would be a good potential fit together.
Take your effing sunglasses off.
I want to see your eyes... to make sure you aren't cross-eyed or that you aren't a demon... unless you're in the sack, then bonus points!
Don't be crazy... unless you're in the sack, then bonus points!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS
"HOW ARE YOU?"
Yes, I get this question often, so I'll tell you now... "I'm awesome." Always awesome. I have references.
Spare asking me the question with no thought or effort, when there are many things to comment or ask me about in my profile or in my pictures.
ABOUT YOUR PHOTOS
We all know girls have a buuuuzzilion photos from parties, concerts, sporting events, vacations, girls night out, selfies, duck faces (weird, yet works for a few of you) that you post on Facebook and Instagram. Yet you can't seem to find more than 2 non-blurry pictures for POF. Its not that guys want to gawk at you... wait, yes we do.. but we at least need to see enough pictures that we get a sense of who you are, what you do, and so we could pick you out of a crowded bar without guessing if that's you plus or minus 30 pounds and 3 hair color changes.
NOT LOOKING FOR 1 NIGHT STANDS
After reading a number of profiles, it's obvious this POF site is plagued with little boys who only care about getting their little dix wet. It's pathetic really. I have no interest in bland, boring hookups or 1 night stands.
I prefer multiple nights and/or months/years of intense passion & adventure. I believe that's called a relationship, or various types of relationships. I'm not against sparks that start instant fires, but I've got to figure out if I even like you before I'm willing to risk dealing with a "stage 5 clinger"!
DEAR IMPATIENT GIRLS
My life does not revolve around this site (nor should yours), and I'm a very busy guy, with a busy life, career, hobbies, moving, unpacking, etc... and even though POF might list me as "online" I am probably not, or its just running in the background of my phone.
Therefore... There is no need to send snappy or negative message because you are all butthurt that I didn't respond to your message within 30 minutes of you sending it. I do appreciate you weeding yourself out of consideration with such responses, as I am not attracted to insecurity or irrational behavior.