I'm a bacon-wrapped enigma inside of a jalapeño stuffed enigma.
Adventurous. Athletic, Affectionate.
Positive. Passionate. Driven. Goofy. Communicator. Travel Junkie.
Freak in all the right ways.
A little nerdy, vast sense of humor, and occasionally very sarcastic.
Salt pepper hair. Fair warning, its dead sexy. ;-)
I'm not lying about my height, I am 6'-4" ...without shoes. Feel safe to wear your favorite heels!
Born & Raised in Indiana. Midwestern roots & values, but more West Coast in personality & interests.
My home base is Indianapolis but I travel at least 50% of the time for work.
Places I frequent: Indianapolis, San Francisco (Bay Area), NYC, New Jersey, Salt Lake City, Denver, Toronto, Columbus OH, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, Philly/Pitt PA, Nashville, Florida (various).
- Funny, Adventurous, athletic, sporty, social, smart, sweet, sensual, confident, fun, passionate, driven witty, drama-free goofball.
- Prefer sweet, sexy, and funny over arrogance, attitude, and cold.
- Your willingness to travel is required (don't be afraid to fly). Plus it makes for more exciting adventures together.
- Bonus points if you are awesome, funny, and/or sexy. Be sure to let me know.
STUFF I LIKE:
- Depth, emotions, affection, physical chemistry, spirituality, trust, humor.
- Experiences! Life experiences and memories are far more valuable than objects.
- Food. Photography. Cooking. Going out. Staying in. Comedy. Sports. Volleyball. Concerts. Music. Outdoors. Mountains. Sex.
- Music: Electronic/Dance, Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Dubstep, House, Trance, some pop.
- TV/Humor: Tosh, Workaholics, Family Guy, The League, The Office, South Park, Sports, NFL, X-Games, Soccer
- I don't like to waste a lot of time emailing - would rather meet or talk as CHEMISTRY is VERY important.
- If you read 50 Shades of Grey and you found it disturbing, you can move along. We won't be compatible.
- If you're are NOT a loyal and trustworthy person, you can also move along. You know if you're a cheater so don't waste my time should we go anywhere.
1) Why are you single?
I'm picky. Amazing girls don't just fall out of the sky and land on your head. (She says, "I'm not a player I just crush a lot.")
2) Why are you on this site?
Yes, POF kind of sucks. Lots of crazies and creepers. Girls can be a little strange too. The fact is, I travel a lot for work, and when I get home, I don't always feel like going to a bar and being another jackass that is hitting on you. Plus, I really don't have that kind of time. Online is a filter and time saver...
3) What do you like to do?
Really? You didn't get a sense for that from reading my profile or simply looking at a couple photos? Next question!
4) Do you respond to?
Here is what I do not respond to. "Hi." "How are you?" For the record, I'm always awesome, so my response, if any, will be "awesome". Also, if you favorite me, or hit "meet me", I usually will not respond. You're better off with, "Hi. I like you. Do you want to talk?" or see below for more help.
HOT ACTION COP
If you have read this far, you should probably send me a message.
What are you waiting for? DO IT! "Do it now!" (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)
To help you out, I've written a script you can copy and paste into your message to me:
Hi! My name is (Insert name here).
I think you are effing awesome and super duper hot. I'm also awesome and think we could have an awesome time together. It would be really awesome if we could find a time to meet up for drinks and talk about awesome stuff.
Check me out and email me back. DO IT NOW!
Ms. Awesome (insert name here)
We all know girls have a buuuuzzilion photos from parties, concerts, sporting events, vacations, girls night out, self portraits while driving (I don't get that one), duck faces (also weird, yet works for a few of you) that you post on Facebook and Instagram. Yet you can't seem to find more than 2 non-blurry pictures for POF. Its not that guys want to gawk at you... wait, yes we do.. but we at least need to see enough pictures that we get a sense of who you are, what you do and still could pick you out of a crowded bar without guessing if that's you plus or minus 20 pounds and 3 hair color changes.