“I’m new to this”, “I don’t like writing about me”, don’t judge a book by the cover you see”,
“Just ask”, “don’t say hi”, “make me laugh, “impress me with your originality”,
Dating clichés, mating patterns, trying to stand out while fitting in,
Negotiating social acceptance while flying in the face of conforming,
Me? I’m fun, really fun, really really fun (eeek), I’m deep but not serious; do you like my craic?
Ambitious and easy going? I prefer being driven while laid back,
I’m whatever you like but nothing you hate,
I’ll fill in the blanks later
An extraordinary guy in an ordinary shell, electro impulses and biological cells,
Trying to meet the ’one’ in this dating hell, hold the cynicism back, it’s all fine, it’s all swell,
A message, she wants to meet, a wink, a like, a swipe, and a hope,
I’m not looking for a relationship but for the ‘one’ I would elope,
36, financial geek, attractive, modest appeal,
Do you like what you read, see and what you feel?
Word play, tongue in cheek poet-er-ay, I couldn’t resist, it’s just my comedy,
Happy fishing, stay happy, don’t let this get you down, there’s always another profile just a click away…