I'll avoid the usual drivel. I'm going to try a different approach here! I have to assume that you all have read the usual profile BS with the SAME things written on them so I'm going to be a little different!
I like to breath - frequently, I'm pretty good at walking. I don't drool when I speak. I clean up pretty well & know which fork to use for the salad.
I've got all my own teeth and a full head of hair. I LOVE being up late at night and somehow always manage to get up for work (way too responsible I guess). I'm brutally honest yet incredibly charming.
I can be bad & selfish at times (I do deserve a good spanking when I am! This is NOT a sexual reference or preference! So sorry to all you BDSM ladies.)
I think exercise equipment makes for a great place to hang your dirty clothes!
I love to laugh at the dumbest things (STUPID jokes are the BEST but 2nd only to some of the stuff I say when I'm on a roll!)
I'm can be pretty handy but not when you might expect it. I'm confident but not arrogant (OK, so sometimes I am way too sure of my opinion).
I'm a great singer, NOT (but you won't have to hear me unless of course I'm driving).
Sometimes I'll listen before I open my mouth and insert my foot. Repeatedly!
I LOVE to jump out of places and scare the bejeebers out of people (unless you have a heart condition or a loaded weapon). I can be serious but only if the situation and police presence absolutely requires it. I pay attention to everything, except when deep in thought or watching TV. I look at the bright side of things. Even when people are at their worst they can serve as a great bad example. Love to people watch (then make fun of them, of course). I can talk about most anything (being interested in it is a different story entirely).
Crazy people are fun to watch (stupid people are too but they get annoying......you can't fix stupid I always say).
I wonder about dumb sh*t like...what color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Some might say I'm too goodly edjumacated!
I'd like to think that I can carry on a decent coversation. My interests are pretty diverse, so I'm interested in what you think & what you have to say (ya, sure as long as you think I'm right). But I do love a good argument on any issue or subject. Love sports - both watching and playing. Old movies, new movies, a good book, new trends & old school. Trivia and anything to keep my mind busy. Not sure I'm that unique anymore. There are a lot of people out there so I'm not sure I'm one-of-a-kind anything but I am as loyal a friend as you will ever find. I like travel both for new adventures and to old haunts.
God, if you made it this far we should already be celebrating our 2nd date.
Sorry no jet or yacht but my Dodge is still under warranty so we can drive pretty much any place you'd like. Tired of all the coffee and "adult" beverages - may I suggest Dairy Queen? You know you can tell everything you'll ever need to know about a person by how they order their Blizzard! Alternative activities include attending either ritual sacrifice or presidential debate.